Comments for AMS Confidential

Comment on FEATURE: The Engineering Frat by Wounded Deer

Wounded Deer — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 09:54:42 +0000

SPD & A.O.E.!

Comment on FEATURE: The Engineering Frat by Wounded Deer

Wounded Deer — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 09:53:35 +0000

SPD/A.O.E.

Comment on Poster critiques from a hideous man by Nick

Nick — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 07:55:31 +0000

What did I just read?

Comment on What dark magicks are these by nav

nav — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 07:34:55 +0000

YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS. THIS MADE ME GIGGLE OUT MY ORANGE JUICE.

Comment on Endorsements, Round TL;DR: BoG by Sam

Sam — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 07:13:40 +0000

I’m with Miriam. There’s “the bald truth” and then there’s just being a dick. Thanks for actually saying it.

Comment on Endorsements, Round TL;DR: BoG by racheljohns

racheljohns — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 06:55:59 +0000

As a borderline sexist person, I fully endorse Erik MacKinnon for Board of Governors 2012.

Or did you mean borderline sexy?

Comment on Endorsements, Round TL;DR: BoG by Miriam

Miriam — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:39:36 +0000

Thank-you for calling MacKinnon out.

Comment on Endorsements Round Choo choo choose you by Party Rock

Party Rock — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:19:16 +0000

Comment on The Hipster-Hack Matrix by Hayden

Hayden — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 06:41:10 +0000

I feel like the plural of matrix is matrices?

Comment on Return of the Jedi by Most Whimsical Chap of the Season

Most Whimsical Chap of the Season — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 07:08:16 +0000

Whoa. Hold your unicorn farts everyone.

In my former life as the political staffer for a unnamed university in the Alberta Capital Region, I knew Mr. Keys. To this day, I know him well, although I see him less than I would like.

Is he the non-Tourrette’s Kayne West of Canadian student politics? Most certainly, yes, he is. Did he leave the ladies biting their fingers and looking wantfully over their glasses as he walked through rooms of young impressionable delegates at the conferences of an unnamed national student lobby group? Oh dear me, yes. And is Mr. Keys a purveyor of a fine, lifestyle that paradoxically embraces decadence yet, masterfully, eschews it? UNDENIABLY.

Everything you have said about this amazing man is true. Except one thing: Spencer Keys most certainly masturbates to his own accomplishments. How could he not? They’re the only thing sexier than he is. If they were my accomplishments, they’d turn me on so much I’d be compelled to beat my mental dick like it owed me money.

FOR ENGLAND!