Lazy Sunday. We’ve been called a gossip rag enough times that we may as well act like it.
Anyone sick of tsk-tsking the AUS for innumerable (okay, three) candidate mis-steps yet? We’re watching you, Mary Leong and Michael Haack, but HOLY JESUS Ryan “Not Too Fine to Fine” Trasolini, read the manual, son. Additionally, rumor & our inbox have it that one of the Presidential candidates has started offering cash money for VFM coverage. But of course, we’re all way too srs jrnalism bsns to take that deal, amirite?
Friday night also saw the kickoff of UBC Votes events, beginning with a well-attended concert at the Pit. Your Confidentialites were too busy being anonymous/sucking face to pay much attention, but luckily AUS Voting Committee Superstar Taylor L. brought along her camera. Hence, we’ve got these for you:
First, AUS presidential candidate Mike Silley.
imminent warning: lacks logo, date, time, approval
AMS Elections EA & CRO, also Second-Cutest Couple [#barf]
cause : effect
But by far the highlight of these photos was our first opportunity to cry APPARENT SLATE
quick, while he's facing away
CANOODLIN’!!1!!!11! OUT. RAGEOUS.