I am now, without question, a smashing success as a human being. I am rapidly fulfilling every ambition a humble Canadian prairie boy could have ever imagined possible.
Yes, as of this moment my weblog is the second returned result for a Google search on ‘how to pick beer’.
This is more satisfying — and far easier to fathom — than the whole housecleaning affair…
I am coming for you, My Life is Beer! (do you think you’re the only one with a fermented raison d’etre?)… Mark my words, the top slot shall be mine. I shall be resolute. I shall be relentless. I shall be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant.
Oh yes — for those of you arriving here via this query — I’m rather partial to Pilsner Urquell.