From: Nominating Committee
Date: 27 July 2020
Re: Appointment of a Happiness Officer
In the recent past, the Registrar approved the appointment of a Happiness Officer in the Office of the Senate, DeVeaux Section. After a careful review, the successful candidate is Vega Blue.
Vega Blue was born on February 27, 2020 in the middle of a brutal Alberta winter to show champion parents Wynn and Zee Zee, cherished Cuban Havanese. Vega Blue was born a bright star and is a doer of puppy stuff like napping, eating, chasing bouncy things, giving kisses and the shameless pursuit of belly rubs.
THAT THE Office of the Senate appoint Vega Blue to the role of Happiness Officer for a one-year term, continuing until a suitably adorable replacement is identified;
AND THAT THE Office of the Senate approves compensation in belly rubs, freeze dried liver treats and apple slices, to be dispensed at the request of the Happiness Officer;
AND THAT THE Office of the Senate designate team members to accompany the Happiness Officer on walks along paths of the Happiness Officer’s choosing;
AND THAT THE Happiness Officer not be required to complete any specific tasks except napping and delivering pure joy.
The Office of the Senate will host a meet and greet with Vega Blue in the near future.