It’s E-Week! The week when the engineers are more, well, engineer-y than usual. This post is being posted for reasons we cannot publicly discuss, but if you are a UBC student with half a mind, hopefully you know why. Sigma Phi Delta is the sexiest frat around. Why? Because they’re all alcoholics, nerds, and are smart. They [...]

So, we’ve already drooled over and endorsed Tagg Jefferson , but in the bar the other day he showed us this photo that his “roommate” made to describe him. Since Issues That Matter deemed him a “Dark Horse” and we deemed him a “Dreamboat” this is the, uh…well, The Dreamhorse. This post was written by Taylor, who, unlike Hans said, [...]

Two races that start with ‘S’, and no one gives a shit about either of them! SPAN is back, banking on the short institutional memory of the AMS to forget about all the wonderful things it accomplished years ago.. like firing the General Manager of the AMS and expecting no one to notice.

It’s a long ‘un. TL;DR? Tagg, Sean, and those other guys. But you really should read on for more details and lulz, you lazy chump. Oh, and hopefully this doesn’t cause as much Twitter drama as this endorsement did.  WE ALSO MADE A POLL! It’s totally scientific, you guys.  Board of Governors Let’s get one thing straight here: UBC’s Board [...]

While we remembered to post yesterday’s Ben on our Facebook page (which is like, totally awesome and you should totally like, go like it ) we forgot to post it on our blog. We apologize, dear readers. So here is yesterday’s Ben AND today’s Ben…for your viewing pleasure. Where does Ben stand on the Whistler Lodge issue? What do you even [...]

A Ben A Day: Yesterday he secured the endorsement for President from the IFC (frat council dudes). See all the Ben’s here.

Allow me to re-introduce myself , says Spencer Keys as he snuggles up to the limited female hacks who still read UBC Insiders. 

Spencer Keys  was the 96th President of the Alma Mater Society and the first insufferable prat to start saying which number he was. He spent his time afterwards working for provincial and national student associations and working [...]

We know y’all just lovvvvvvve our poster critiques analyses. This year, if you haven’t noticed yet, we’re giving you short, snappy posts multiple times a day. Or at least, we’re trying to. So  Carven Li , come on dowwwwwn! How did THIS hot dish of amazing… …make THIS hot mess of a poster? The good: there’s Chinese or something on poster! Diversity!!! . And [...]

Let’s just state the obvious here: Ryan Gosling is hot. He had his day with The Notebook, when every girl just wanted to cuddle and fall asleep in Noah’s arms every night. And then, well, Ryan Gosling kind of disappeared. He went on to do artsy things, like indie Canadian flicks, and then took  a hiatus. [...]

We found this gem during our daily creeping investigation tactics…

The Ubyssey did a great video, so watch! We are also featured for all of 0.02398 seconds.

Everything you need to know about the AMS Elections:

The AMS is attempting to stop campus media from fucking under their own roof. Early this morning, The Ubyssey student newspaper was served an eviction notice by the AMS due to their “inability to maintain SUB protocol and adhere to sanitation standards.” The Ubyssey currently has a large office in the SUB, and pays their rent [...]

On Wednesday, come out to vote or run in IRSA elections, and celebrate the end of the year with free alcohol! Read on or check out the Facebook event here: IRSA GRAD NIGHT Hello, hardworking students! It’s time to celebrate the end of another semester and the coming of summer. For a select few who are graduating, [...]

Do you love International Relations? Do you want to work with other amazing students who also love IR? Then consider running for an executive position! The elections will be held Wednesday, March 30 from 5pm to 7pm in MASS at Buchanan D. IRSA invites any UBC undergraduate student from any faculty to run for the following IRSA executive positions for the [...]

Here’s your mid-week update on all the entertaining pieces of this extremely, extremely boring election. Seriously, candidates hooking up with each other last election (with photographic evidence to boot!) was so much more entertaining. Last post, we lamented the fact that there are no black people in student politics. Apparently we were wrong. Enter Harsev Oshan , a [...]

UBC Votes is kicking off Monday, and you have until Fridaaayy Fridayyyy to vote. You also get to vote for who you want to get some moniez for how they covered the elections. Here is why you should vote for us: The MS-Paint-splattered brainchild of local twittebrity @taylorloren and angry coffee wench @queigh, @AMSConfidential shook up the AMS [...]

WIth only a few hours left in the EUS elections, we’re hoping you’ve all already put in the time and research to make informed democratic choices. But if you didn’t, check out this obviously timely and well-prepared post: THE GOOD What’s up, Ian Campbell. We knew Ian was running unopposed for VP Finance, because apparently most people—even [...]

You’ve heard it from family, friends, and probably just about everyone you meet – what are you going to do with your IR degree? Explore your career options and opportunities within the field of IR at the IRSA Career Night. This year IRSA is excited to present discussions among panellists from areas as diverse as [...]