Em's Adventures

From The Oatmeal, via Gizmodo. (Click on any image to make it larger/go to original site)

…But I didn’t know it was THIS bad. University students are always on the move, this is a known fact. This includes moving the location of the place you call “home” every year. I’m not living in official UBC housing this year, but I’m still living off campus near unknown barely marked buildings that look [...]

Someday in the future we will no longer need to eat. We’ll have permanent IVs and just plug ourselves in to get our energy. But until that day, I will continue to almost cause fire alarms. I’ve never had to cook for myself. I don’t really know how, nor do I have the motivation to [...]

891 people later and yesterday I got housing in Gage. (I also got year round a few days before). So yes, it is indeed possible. Also, I’ve been getting a crazy amount of spam comments on my blog recently, anyone know why that is?

They’re sounding pretty attractive to people on the wait list. 891 is my lucky number, so I’m not even thinking about living in res next year. I’ve never been in a situation where I don’t know where I’m going to live. In a catastrophe, I will be homeless next year because all of the other [...]

I found out today that you really can’t argue otherwise to that unless you’re pretty much OCD clean. I consider myself to be a clean person, my desk may be a bit messy due to my being a pack rat, but I’m clean. I take out my trash every time it gets close to full, [...]

And I don’t mean the band (even though Don’t Stop Believing from my Journey & Rush playlist is on right now). It’s almost the end of the break. Yay! 2 days and 18 hours left. That’s not to say I didn’t enjoy my time in California, there are some things that California has that Vancouver [...]

So it’s the infamous first week of finals and my plans are to study. Lies. Lies. Lies. Today I planned to go to Metrotown to buy some sweatpants and other various things, but instead I slept in until 2:30. But I had time to do that since I studied over the weekend. More lies. On [...]

…then I must be really sweet and melt in the rain. I think it’s official that I am the junk food queen of the floor. I currently have a container of brownie bits, 4 packages of Tim Tams, 5 boxes of Gushers, 2 rice krispie squares, a package of Starbursts, a package of Jolly Ranchers, [...]

I decided it would be a good idea to clarify my last post and give a short update to my life. Bonjour arts students and all that I have offended with my last post. I just wanted to let you know that making jokes is part of my style. I would rather read something that [...]