{"id":863,"date":"2014-05-13T12:22:23","date_gmt":"2014-05-13T19:22:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/aitkenlab\/?p=863"},"modified":"2015-10-05T15:07:42","modified_gmt":"2015-10-05T22:07:42","slug":"summertime-sequencing-a-cautionary-tale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/aitkenlab\/2014\/05\/13\/summertime-sequencing-a-cautionary-tale\/","title":{"rendered":"Summertime Sequencing: A Cautionary Tale"},"content":{"rendered":"

It\u2019s the beginning of another beautiful Vancouver summer and in the Aitken lab we all know what that means: the graduate students get to sit on their cushy office-chair thrones while the summer help toils away in the field.\u00a0 As a member of the indentured portion of the lab I pass along to you, dear reader, a brief account of my tribulations as a summer lab student.<\/p>\n

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The Iron Fist himself<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Who could ever enjoy themselves here? What a Helliwell hole.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The first instance of the cruel and unusual punishment that I\u2019ve been subjected to this summer came on the first two days I was back.\u00a0 At the command of his eminence Sir Jon \u201cIron First\u201d Degner, I was banished to the dark reaches of the Gulf Islands.\u00a0 Oh, woe is me.\u00a0 I was to squire for Sir Jon on his crusade to conquer Garry oak genetic material in some of the most northerly and isolated populations in the species range.<\/p>\n

We travelled to Saltspring and Hornby Island where I was made, against my will, to casually stroll through stunning Garry oak meadows, stopping only all the time to look at the abundant wild flowers and bald eagles or to eat a sandwich.\u00a0 We made camp in Fillongley Provincial Park, a treacherous place full of picturesque ocean panoramas and driftwood laden beaches, where we dined on fire roasted onions and perogies. \u00a0\u00a0How, you may ask yourself, was I able to endure such demoralizing and arduous conditions?\u00a0 Life finds a way I suppose.<\/p>\n

Last\u00a0week I was sent outside three<\/em> times to work in the UBC gulag, aka \u2018Totem Field\u2019.\u00a0 \u201cPlease,\u201d I begged Prince Ian \u201cSoulcrusher\u201d MacLachlan, \u201cdon\u2019t send me outside on this beautiful summer day!\u201d\u00a0 My pleas, however, fell on deaf ears.\u00a0 For hours I worked in perfectly bearable conditions, the radiant summer sun exquisitely balanced by the cool ocean breeze, only getting to pause all the time to watch the Anna\u2019s hummingbirds perching on and darting about\u00a0the Sitka spruce.<\/p>\n

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Prince Ian making sure I’m thoroughly uncomfortable and miserable.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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The fearsome hummingbeast that tormented us while we worked.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The other prisoners and I sampled newly flushed interior spruce foliage like this for two days and it nearly killed every one of us.\u00a0 The following day we were forced back outside to measure the heights of lodgepole pine seedlings in the same egregiously bearable weather.\u00a0 I don\u2019t know how I survived, but it may have had something to do with the sushi I had for lunch.<\/p>\n

So beware, dear reader, of summer employment in the Aitken lab.\u00a0 What they flaunt as a position of indoor, air-conditioned \u00a0lab work quickly warps to become oppressively delightful outdoor labouring with really lovely people, hummingbirds, and perhaps even the odd sandwich.<\/p>\n

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