Breaking News: Woman visited by ghost while retrieving soon-to-be husbands cane in graveyard is bestowed powers to bring back the dead, then gets rich.

Kate Doe, a young single girl, was enjoying a casual evening with her partner, as they often did. Kate notes that about an hour into the evening, her partner began speaking of marriage, something that is typical of couples their age. Kate, who stated that she “loved her partner dearly”, noted that she would “do anything for him to ask her to marry him”. Given this declaration, Kate’s partner asked her to retrieve his cane from the grave of a recently perished man, and as such, he would ask her to marry him.

Kate, a self-proclaimed “devoted partner”, happily went to the grave on account of her partner’s proposal. It was while she was at the grave site that something out of the ordinary happened

“I was just about the grab the cane and the ghost of a man appeared”, said Kate.

“He made me carry him on my back to the house of 3 sick boys. Once we were there, he told me to eat this strange blood-oatmeal concoction. Luckily I had my handkerchief handy and was able to spit it out and hide it in a hole in the wall.”

Kate then proceeded to tell reporters that the ghost informed her of the riches buried in the 3 boy’s lawn, as well as the life-giving properties that his blood-oatmeal concoction contained.

The next morning, Kate was informed that the 3 sick boys whom she visited were dead. Kate, remembering her handkerchief containing the life-giving remnants of the blood-oatmeal concoction went back to the 3 boy’s house to see if it would bring them back to life.

“I was amazed when the boys came back to life after feeding them the oatmeal”! Exclaimed Kate.

As a reward, the boy’s father offered Kate access to the riches buried on their property.

“The boys are alive and well, and I can finally have my dream wedding!” Kate told the media excitedly.

“I am glad everyone benefited from this strange occurrence.”

 

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