{"id":2245,"date":"2012-01-11T21:30:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T05:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/?p=2245"},"modified":"2013-08-15T14:32:16","modified_gmt":"2013-08-15T22:32:16","slug":"meet-ekat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/2012\/01\/11\/meet-ekat\/","title":{"rendered":"Meet Ekat!"},"content":{"rendered":"

When not editing her resume, Ekat enjoys making excel sheets, creating flow charts\u00a0and \u201cnetworking\u201d with industry professionals…\u00a0Actually, that\u2019s a lie; five years in Sauder has left her disillusioned and bitter. [Ed. – Isn’t that what you pay them for?]<\/em><\/p>\n

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more like E-Kute-rina! basically just a real live Kate Beaton comic<\/p><\/div>\n

In fact, Ekat would much rather run away to Indonesia with some Salvadorian lover and write\u00a0highly acclaimed beat poetry while building mud houses and shrines to Gaia. In this alternate universe,\u00a0she would constantly post photos of her life on various social networks as to make everyone jealous\u00a0of her. Instead, she fills this void by writing for AMS confidential which she believes is a viable current\u00a0alternative (minus the lover part).<\/p>\n

She feels she is more than prepared to take up this challenge during the upcoming elections not because\u00a0she has almost dated the entire AMS external portfolio at one point, but rather because she ran in\u00a0the elections and was an executive herself. She has no conflicts of interest other than her apparent\u00a0attraction to hipsters, bassists or people that understand string theory. A combination of all three is her\u00a0kryptonite.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When not editing her resume, Ekat enjoys making excel sheets, creating flow charts\u00a0and \u201cnetworking\u201d with industry professionals…\u00a0Actually, that\u2019s a lie; five years in Sauder has left her disillusioned and bitter. [Ed. – Isn’t that what you pay them for?] In fact, Ekat would much rather run away to Indonesia with some Salvadorian lover and write\u00a0highly […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2356,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8491,8500],"tags":[150170,150169,150174,150172,150171,150173,150168],"class_list":["post-2245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ams-elections","category-total-dreamboat","tag-sauderfail","tag-disillusion-and-bitter","tag-god-what-a-hippie-amirite","tag-highly-acclaimed-beat-poetry","tag-salvadorian-lovahhhh","tag-shrines-to-gaia","tag-the-cutest-for-real"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2356"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2245"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2673,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2245\/revisions\/2673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}