{"id":323,"date":"2010-01-20T20:12:17","date_gmt":"2010-01-21T04:12:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amsconfidential.wordpress.com\/?p=323"},"modified":"2011-06-12T19:53:57","modified_gmt":"2011-06-13T03:53:57","slug":"this-post-has-no-real-value","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/2010\/01\/20\/this-post-has-no-real-value\/","title":{"rendered":"This post has no real value."},"content":{"rendered":"

We’re sorry to report that our Ladies of the AMS Highly Scientific Flow Chart has been delayed due to unforeseen circumstances (a.k.a we forgot).\u00a0 In the meantime, you can brighten up your council times with these fun quotes from ACTUAL DEBATERS from today!\u00a0 Remember, K & T are lazy as all get-out, so these quotes are paraphrased.\u00a0 Corrections in the comments, plz, and don’t get too upset if we rearranged erroneously \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

Sometimes you’ll find yourself sort of the Lone Ranger on council who has an idea of the financial situation [and you’ll have to educate some fools].
\n– Tom<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Prompting this image:<\/p>\n

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But who is his Tonto??? (Gerald Deo photo)<\/p><\/div>\n

Lobby days, for those of you who are unaware, are where we send everyone to Victoria to stay in hotels and lobby the provincial government, which costs us over $9000.
\n– Tim<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

“Wait, did he just\u2014 did that just\u2014 OMFG” – Internet Nerds on the side<\/p>\n

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auuuuuugh too much internets (Gerald Deo photo)<\/p><\/div>\n

Note to other internet nerds: there is only one intentional meme in this image.\u00a0 If you see another one, it’s because I can’t draw.<\/p>\n

Note to non-internet nerds: Don’t get it? Here you go.<\/a><\/p>\n

And, finally, on a personal note, Aaron Palm is a goddamn champion<\/strong>.\u00a0 He may not have won the debates, but for his straight shooting and excellent choice of headgear, he has won our hearts.\u00a0 Congratulations, sir, and may your JD flow freely and all your future endeavors be successful.\u00a0 For Chuck Norris<\/span> Aaron Palm, each testicle IS larger than the other one.<\/p>\n

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AMERICAAAAAA FUCK YEAHHHHHH (Gerald Deo photo)<\/p><\/div>\n

(Foxtrot, we expect you’ll have something to add to that.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We’re sorry to report that our Ladies of the AMS Highly Scientific Flow Chart has been delayed due to unforeseen circumstances (a.k.a we forgot).\u00a0 In the meantime, you can brighten up your council times with these fun quotes from ACTUAL DEBATERS from today!\u00a0 Remember, K & T are lazy as all get-out, so these quotes […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2356,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8491,8496],"tags":[8502,8686,6487,8814],"class_list":["post-323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ams-elections","category-lulz","tag-aaron-palm","tag-ms-paint-fiascoes","tag-tim-chu","tag-tom-dvorak"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2356"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=323"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2177,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions\/2177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}