{"id":835,"date":"2010-05-27T20:02:39","date_gmt":"2010-05-28T04:02:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amsconfidential.wordpress.com\/?p=835"},"modified":"2011-06-12T19:44:32","modified_gmt":"2011-06-13T03:44:32","slug":"breaking-cappellacci-wears-ugly-old-man-blazer-lures-ackbar-into-trap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/2010\/05\/27\/breaking-cappellacci-wears-ugly-old-man-blazer-lures-ackbar-into-trap\/","title":{"rendered":"Cappellacci wears ugly old man blazer, lures Ackbar into\u00a0trap."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>AMS VP Academic, Ben Cappellacci, has pulled off what some are calling the greatest trap in UBC&#8217;s illustrious history. He has somehow lured <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/amsackbar\" target=\"_blank\">Admiral Ackbar<\/a>, the preeminent source of all trap locations on campus, into a trap. The trap of Associate Vice President Academic.<\/p>\n<p>We here at the Confidential were <a href=\"http:\/\/amsconfidential.wordpress.com\/2010\/03\/24\/and-you-thought-the-last-meme-post-was-forced\/\" target=\"_blank\">really excited<\/a> when the Admiral was elected. We&#8217;re going to be extremely sad as he is forced to resign from council. We might even shed a pink tear from our collective sparkle eyes.<\/p>\n<p>Guess there&#8217;s another Arts AMS rep spot open&#8230; #GG4Artsrep<\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t some April Fools joke.<\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t a trap.<\/p>\n<h5>Update:<\/h5>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">To Whom It May Concern:<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">I am resigning my seat as an Arts AMS Rep, effective immediately. \u00a0I have found that my Council chair does not swivel to the standards I became accustomed to in 1983, and the distinct lack of spaceships under the AMS\u2019 command makes it difficult for me to be effective.<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">Because I am taking the position of AVP Academic, I have no choice but to resign: the AMS can\u2019t repel conflicts of interest of that magnitude.<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">I look forward to working with everyone in my new capacity, and would like to say that I do admire the amount of time and effort you all put in to bettering the UBC experience, especially since most of you do so as volunteers.<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">Yours sincerely,<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">Admiral Ackbar \/ Sean Cregten<\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_836\" style=\"width: 343px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/files\/2010\/05\/ackbar-avp.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-836\" class=\"size-full wp-image-836\" title=\"ackbar AVP\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/files\/2010\/05\/ackbar-avp.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/files\/2010\/05\/ackbar-avp.jpg 333w, https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/files\/2010\/05\/ackbar-avp-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-836\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">he&#39;ll safewalk you home too.<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AMS VP Academic, Ben Cappellacci, has pulled off what some are calling the greatest trap in UBC&#8217;s illustrious history. He has somehow lured Admiral Ackbar, the preeminent source of all trap locations on campus, into a trap. The trap of Associate Vice President Academic. We here at the Confidential were really excited when the Admiral [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1876,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8492,8496],"tags":[7614,8636,8642,8704,8706,8741],"class_list":["post-835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aus-elections","category-lulz","tag-admiral-ackbar","tag-is-not","tag-its-a-trap","tag-no-it-aint","tag-not-aint","tag-rainbow-light-sabre"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1876"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=835"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2159,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835\/revisions\/2159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/amsconfidential\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}