for an upcoming case of the Mondays

I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but according to statistics, there will be over 5,000 wedding, 10,000 childbirths and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States. Also today, there will be at least 4 people that will win the multimillion dollar lotteries, 600 people will get promotions at work, and 3000 people will lose their virginity. There will also be 600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold and 800,000 skittles sold. Plus, the words “I love you” will be said over 9 million times. So, again, I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but just smile because according to statistics it should actually be a really nice day. -Unknown

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