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Nanotech Infused Viagra Bed Sheets

In order to survive in this competitive business world, marketers always have to come up with new ideas and new products to satisfy the generation Xers and especially generation Yers, who are the biggest cohort since the post-war baby boom. Generation Yers are known for their fast changing buying habits and they get bored quickly of new products. Recently, a break-through thinking and nanotechnology has enabled marketers to keep the Generation Xers and Generation Yers entertained.

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While it’s not entirely clear how the Viagra sheets actually work, such as how many washes they can go through, they do seem to portend a look up in the lives of some this coming year. The basic idea is terribly simple. Spanish genius Pep Torres, 44, has used nanotechnology to infuse the sex drug’s arousing ingredient into the fibers of a bed sheet.When people get into bed the viagra soaks into their skin and gets into the bloodstream. Pep said: “It started as a joke after we saw a German study that said businessmen get little sex because they are too tired from work. But we got so many calls after launching it that we’re going into production.”

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