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“How Do I Despise Thee? Let Me Count the Ways” (or: “An Ode to Chemistry 121”)

Heisenberg? Your discovery, true, bore an uncertainty:

whether or not you are useful to me.

Max Born, scholar of 1926:

Tell someone else. I don’t give a shit.

Schrödinger, please! Equate something else!

Like: you + your work = you all by yourself.

Bohr? Quel surpris. Your ideas make me assume

that your personality reflects your (crap) nom-de-plume.

Crystals and matter and Cartesian Coordinates.

Someone please save me – I’m throwing a fit.

Frustrations,

Lindsay

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