Heisenberg? Your discovery, true, bore an uncertainty:
whether or not you are useful to me.
Max Born, scholar of 1926:
Tell someone else. I don’t give a shit.
Schrödinger, please! Equate something else!
Like: you + your work = you all by yourself.
Bohr? Quel surpris. Your ideas make me assume
that your personality reflects your (crap) nom-de-plume.
Crystals and matter and Cartesian Coordinates.
Someone please save me – I’m throwing a fit.
Frustrations,
Lindsay
7 replies on ““How Do I Despise Thee? Let Me Count the Ways” (or: “An Ode to Chemistry 121”)”
This is brilliant. =D
Thanks :). Writing this little poem became a procrastination device while I was studying for – well, you can guess what. It makes me sick to even mention the name.
Chem 121…hahaha….fond memories. Good luck for your final =)
It’s good to know I’m not the only one frustrated with that class! But a week and it’ll be over, woo!
Hmm I’m considering a science minor (perhaps slightly bio-oriented). Since I already have bio and chem 12, I might have to begin by taking bio 121 + 140 and chem “121” (gasp!) + 123.
Now that I’m in Chem121 I kinda wish I *hadn’t* taken Chem12 so that I could take 111&113 here instead, since I only need one or the other. Sigh.
lol.
I didn’t mind CHEM 121. I didn’t like the labs too much though XD