Dear Blog,
I’m really sorry that I’ve let our relationship go so far down the drain. A lot has been going on in my life – I know, that’s what you’re here for, just listen – and I’ve made the mistake of not keeping track of it all. Trust me, I’ve felt endless guilt about how I’ve neglected you.
I promise I’ll give you what you deserve this weekend. One on one time, just you and me.
Sound good?
Talk to you then. I’ll make everything up to you.
Lindsay