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Power Food at a Power Price: Surviving the Vanier Caf

Tip of the Post:

Learn how to conserve your meal plan early instead of at the last minute like me. For example:

Did you know that your brain consumes about 20% of your energy on a day-to-day basis? It’s a fact – I looked it up. Given that, it only makes sense to take great care of your brain during exam season and make sure it has plenty of energy at its service (after all, I’m sure studying hard consumes even more calories).

I was reading some nutrition advice in Vanier awhile ago and it told me to make sure I eat slow-burning carbohydrates (like whole grains) and a large portion of protein (preferably from lighter foods – not red meat) to fuel my studies. It also mentioned staying hydrated. At the same time, I was feeling frustrated over the quick consumption of the extra $300.00 I recently placed on my meal card.

I decided that I would try to assemble my own entré from odds and ends in the caf. If you’re low on money and need a filling, healthy, and delcious meal to sate you for an exam, try this:

Steps: buy the following ingredients (or your own variation). Assemble them sandwich style:

  • 1 bagel (whole wheat or whole grain is best)
  • 1 cream cheese (herb ‘n garlic is tasty, and you get more for your money)
  • 1 scoop scrambled eggs (Stone Hearth) or 1 fried egg (Cedar Grill)
  • 2 strips bacon (Stone Hearth)
  • A few: spinach leaves, cucumber slices, red pepper slices

I like to spread mustard on the side of the bagel touching the veggies. However, I’m mustard-obsessed. Yes, I know that’s weird. Also, I add salt and pepper to the eggs. Avocado slices (yes, you have to slice it yourself) also taste great but it’s hard to eat one alone and they’re a bit pricey in the caf.

Total price: $3.00 – $4.50

It’s incredibly filling – don’t knock it till you’ve tried it. Plus, you get way more food/taste/nutrition from one of these breakfast sandwiches than any of the ones offered for a similar price at the Stone Hearth.

As for staying hyrdated, grab a glass of water. It’s free!

Some assembly required. Happy sandwiching!

Love,

Lindsay

ps. On the website where I found that brain fact, it told me they preserved Einstein’s brain for research. Isn’t that gross?

pps. Incidentally, it was found that both his brain and cerebrum were smaller than the average male’s but the density of neurons in his brain was much higher. Hunh.

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Advice for Newcomers Commuting Residence Life

Residence Lottery Blues.

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Accept the fact that it’s extremely unlikely you will recieve housing on UBC campus. It’s easier that way.

Well here I am, number 1910 on UBC Housing and Conferences’ waiting list. Seeing as I recently received an email advising those students who are above 451 on the waiting list that “… it would be prudent to begin to investigate options for alternate housing for September 2009”, my high hopes of living in Marine Drive (or even Vanier) next year have been dashed.

Although I know the lottery system is the fairest way to divide housing between hopeful applicants, I’m pretty pissed off that I had to pay a $50.00 fee just to apply. I discussed this with my friend Kayla who also brought up the fact that there is at least 5000 students on the waiting list for next year. That is a quarter of a million dollars siphoned from students who won’t even see the benefits of their application. Quite a profit.

I want a bloody refund. This is ridiculous.

Lindsay



		
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Alone… :(

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Don’t be the last one to leave residence. It’s lonely and a little bit scary to be sleeping (practically) all alone in such a huge building. It’s like when you had your first big sleepover and all the kids left in the morning. Do you remember that heavy ball feeling in your stomach? That’s what I have now.

I was going to leave this morning but the snow proved a problem. Initially, my parents thought they wouldn’t be able to pick me up from the ferry terminal. Then it stopped snowing in Victoria only to blow a blizzard over campus.

So I’m here. But the snow is fabbity-fab, for sure. And it has snowed twice in the past week. Awesome much? Since I love snow so much, I’m dedicating this entry to posting pictures of my adventures. Enjoy!

Love,

Lindsay

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Residence Life Uncategorized

Something I’ve been meaning to do.

For everyone who hasn’t seen my room yet, here’s an attempt to show you where I live. And me, too! You’re such lucky bums. It’s not the whole thing, obviously, but it gives you an idea. I decorated like a madwoman to lose the impersonal, “hospital room” feel.

I love my room. And I feel like it’s home now, too.

Lindsay and the Awesomeness of 336.
Lindsay and the Awesomeness of 336.

Can you find yourself in my photo collage?

Love,

Lindsay

ps. I swear I’m not some sadsack who sits around taking pictures of themself all day. Believe me!

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Residence Life Uncategorized Wellness

Open Door Living Policy.

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If you live in residence, keep your door open! Here are the top 7 reasons why:

1) You’ll make more friends. When people walk by my room (which is semi-rare, I live near the end of my hallway) and see that my door is open, 9 times out of 10 they will make eye contact, nod, and say “hey”. And sometimes they stop by for a quick chat. Or a long chat.

2) It will affirm your exsistence. The vast majority of students who are living in residence (and I’m estimating this majority to be along the lines of 99.99%) are used to living in a family unit. You don’t need to feel isolated in the residence community! When I have my door open, I feel comforted by the fact that I’m surrounded by so many people. Your floor is your new family – treat it as such, or at least make an effort to.

3) It makes your room look bigger. The whole 8 x 10 thing not working for you? OPEN THAT DOOR! Living in KU, the doors are indented about two feet from the hallway. With an open door, you get the illusion that your room is two feet longer (which, incidentally, is a 20% increase. That’s quite a lot).

4) It makes your room brighter. I have three light sources in my room: my desk lamp, my window, and my overhead light. With the dark winter months descending upon Vancouver, my window is a useful source until about 3:00 in the afternoon. And my overhead? What a joke. I think one of the bulbs is out. Either that, or all the dead moths in the bowl are blocking the light *shudder*. That leaves my desk lamp, which isn’t enough alone. Thankfully (and ironically) enough, I have an incredibly bright, double-bulbed fluorescent light outside my door. It makes a huge difference.

5) It gives you a reason to keep your room tidy. I am by no means a tidy person. If I can do it, so can you. You just need incentive.

6) You get to add personality to your floor. Got a wickedly decorated room? Show it off! Residence can be pretty bland – any decoration visible from the hallways adds a homey feel to the entire floor.

7) Maybe, just maybe, other people will follow your lead. Can you imagine how fun residence would be if everyone had their doors open? Of course, it’s not necessary all the time (like if you’re nakie – save us that aspect). But the sense of community and comradery would definitely improve. Think about it.

Most of us will only live in residence for one year. What sort of community do you want to remember?

Love,

Lindsay

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Academic Involvement/Leadership Recreation Residence Life Uncategorized

Socked.

Tip of the Post:

Participate in as many residence games and events as possible. They’re a blast, though sometimes short-lived.

After much anticipation, I was stoked to find out that Korea house was going to have our own game of “Sock Wars”. Basically, it’s a version of tag.

Actually, it’s a bit more like dodgeball. With socks. And instead of a border that separates the opponents, the gameplay territory is virtually endless (although you are safe in bathrooms, the dining hall, your room, and your RA’s room).

Knowing that my red hair would be an issue of quick identification, I considered my options:

1) Wear a headscarf.

2) Scratch the headscarf. Go for a burka.

3) Make my facebook profile only visible to current friends and change my profile picture to “SOCK WARS IS ON, BITCHES!”

I thought about it and went with the third option, knowing that I couldn’t pull off wearing the headscarf for 30 days in a row and that I would probably stand out even more wearing a burka. I also took down my nametag from my door. The perfect disguise. Better yet, I knew who my target was and had stalked her earlier this morning and found her room (your little “switching signs” trick didn’t work, muahaha). And then I saw her in the dining hall this evening with the assistance of a friend who lives on her floor. I had all my bases covered. Nothing could touch me.

Except Google.

And, more specifically, this blog. My assassin Google’d me and found this journal! DAMNATION!

If I had made it back to my room when I returned from dinner, I would have been surprised to see a rather creepy sign taped to my door with the picture of me tossing leaves and the caption: Hi Lindsay. See you soon written underneath it. That wasn’t, however, the case.

I had just reached my floor and began walking down the hallway when I heard thundering steps coming from the stairwell which I had just exited. Normally, I would have panicked, but I was so confident with my cover that I didn’t think it had anything to do with Sock Wars. But then I heard the door slam open and something large sprinting down the hallway in my direction.

By this point I was three or four feet from the bathroom doorway and attempted to jump inside, spinning around as I did so. I did manage to land in the bathroom, but not before I saw the image of a large, white ball streaking towards my body with some guy’s arm attached to it. And not before that ball hit me.

My Olympic jump was celebrated by the guy on the floor who was screaming, “I got you! Oh my GOD I got you!” quickly followed by the voice of two girls explaining how they had seen my red hair as I went up the stairs and told him.

So I died on the first day. I don’t regret it (much). I think it was one of the most epic deaths I have heard of yet, and I congratulate my assassin. You got me :).

And now I can return to blogging in peace.

Or can I? *cue X-Files music…*

Love!

Lindsay

ps. I got 90% on my second physics midterm. A 27% increase from last time. Feel free to rain praise on me, if you want.

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Residence Life Uncategorized Wellness

A Hairy Situation.

Tip of the Post:

Get out and enjoy those fall colours before they’re gone. Specifically, if you haven’t been to Nitobe Garden yet (it’s near Vanier, at the bottom of Memorial): GO!

Me having fun with leaves (note the huge clump on the left – it was wet and it kind of hurt when it hit me on the way back down, haha).

I had the Week From Hell (WFH) last week, with a chem midterm; a 40-mark Mastering Physics (an online homework program with excruciating questions due every week) assignment; a math quiz and homework assignment; a chem lab… The list goes on. I locked myself in my room for all my spare time, and was averaging 14 hour days, only counting studying and lecture time. Laaaaaame.

SO: aside from playing outside today, I’ve done a lot of relaxing things this weekend. On Friday night, I discovered the wonders of the internet and watched two movies (Harry Potter and Superbad) online, as well as an episode of Survivor that I missed this week with my friend Kayla. I ended up getting to bed around 2am, although I’m not sure exactly how that happened. Last night I went to the Parade of the Lost Souls with another friend (Jonathan), my sister, and a bunch of my sister’s friends. It’s a yearly costume celebration that takes over around 8 blocks of Commercial Drive and fills it with live percussion bands, fire dancers, and thousands of people wearing some of the best costumes I’ve ever seen, such as:

  • Lego person (complete with yellow facepaint and a paper mache hat that looked exactly like the unrealistic, helmet-like hair)
  • Mushroom
  • Jellyfish (someone holding one of those clear umbrellas with streamers and LED lights coming off of it. Pretty and functional!)
  • A Wild Thing from Where the Wild Things Are

There were a lot more. It may be easier to mention that the only bad costume I saw was this old guy with a  smear of fake blood just sitting in the centre of his forehead. That was all. Or maybe it wasn’t fake… he did look kind of dazed.

After I got back from my walk this afternoon, I decided to do some vacuuming. I should mention now that Kayla also vacuumed today and, like me, loses a substantial amount of hair on any given day.The vacuuming itself went great – I now have a carpet absent of paper bits, pizza crumblies, and pine needles. But returning the vacuum! What a freaking nightmare.

*Note* – The following screenplay is based entirely on true events, but may be exaggerated in a meager way to enhance tone:

Scene: two girls – one redheaded and lugging a maroon SuctionMaster 260, the other a lovely brunette – approach the front desk of Vanier Commonsblock looking very hungry and eager to hit the caf. A stout blond man in his mid-forties looks up with disdain at their approach. He disappears from the desk to emerge several seconds later from a door at stage right.

Red (smiling): Hello! We’re here to return the vacuum!

Man takes the vacuum, rewrapping the power cord to maximize spacial organization as he does so. He checks the vacuum for cleanliness, first examining the filter. With a curt nod, he continues his inspection down to the rollers. He looks up with a sour expression.

Man (brandishing the vacuum, rollers up): I’m going to have to ask you to clean this.

Red (obviously not noticing that the stripy pattern around the rollers is actually hair): Oh… is it that dirty?

Man: …

The Man twitches the vacuum in the direction of the girls, and the Brunette takes it from him. Red keeps staring at him.

Red: We actually have to clean the rollers out?

Brunette (quickly): Okay so we’ll just go clean this…

Man (talking over Brunette): Yeah, well you were informed upon checkout that you were required to clean the filter and the rollers before returning the appliance.

Red: But they’re… oooooooooh! Okay. Alright well we’ll just go and –

Red stops speaking as she realizes that the man has already disappeared behind the door. The girls walk back across the commons. Balancing the vacuum on a garbage can, they begin ripping small chunks of hair from the rollers, discussing the pretty shade the combination of their hair creates and wondering aloud why the Man is such an insufferable bore. Ten minutes later, the Man returns, clutching a tiny pair of orange safety scissors in his meaty fist.

Man: How’s it coming?

Red: We’ve been at it for ages… we’re thinking we’re done.

Brunette: Yeah. This good enough?

Red shows the nearly immaculate rollers to the man, who does not appear impressed.

Man: I’m really thinking that you can get more out of the corners. Here.

Man places the scissors on the bin and returns to his hole in the wall. Red and Brunette exchange significant glances and attack the vacuum with the ridiculously blunt – and therefore useless – scissors. After another 5 minutes, they manage to remove 15 more strands of hair and appear quite pissed off. They return to the door and look at the Man at the desk. The group stares at eachother for an awkward pause. The Man finally moves and opens the door.

Red: We’re done. Here.

The Man inspects the entire vacuum once again and looks as if to say something, but decides not to. A wise decision has been made. He returns to his post with the appliance. The girls exit stage right. The sound of running water, scrubbing, and grumbling can be heard as the lights dim…

End scene.

From now on, I’m using the floor vacuum. Or avoiding that man. Either/or.

But! All in all, this weekend has been just the rest I need. I’m ready to tackle this week, and am dying for Halloween to arrive!

When I get the pictures from the parade, I’ll post them. Have a spooky week, everyone!

Lindsay

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Academic Residence Life Uncategorized

Haters of smooth peanut butter UNITE!

Tip of the Post:

Never, ever put smooth peanut butter on something hot.

This is why:

This morning, like any other morning, I walked to the cafeteria with a pre-bought bagel in hand (from Shoppers… they were expensive at $4.00 for 6, but not as astronomical as in the caf) and, upon arrival, stuck it in the toaster and went to grab a banana (woot!) and a coffee (not so woot!) while I waited. I was feeling pretty hungry, so I thought I would deviate from my usual choice of cream cheese for a cheaper, more protein packed package of peanut butter. Wow. That alliteration was unintended.

ANYWAYS!

I bought everything ($2.12, not bad) and walked back over the the toaster and spread my peanut butter. When I was done, I squished the bagel together and dropped off my dirty knife at the conveyor belt, bagel in my left hand and mocha in my right. It smelled so good I couldn’t resist taking a bite.

HORRORS, as I did so, a huge stream of liquid peanut spewed from the bagel and dripped onto my pants, my sweater, the floor, my shoes… I was so startled that I kind of jumped and screamed and succeeded in spilling my overly-full mocha (I want the most for my money, okay?) onto my shirt and pants. And then it KEPT dripping all over the place so I started to run down the stairs so get outside and, literally, streamlines of peanut butter were flying in my wake. I didn’t even put that much on! I swear, it was regenerating just to spite me. I was laughing and trying to salvage some of my breakfast while I was running… I’m pretty sure people thought I was crazy. In fact, I’m sure of it because as I sped by I heard a guy question my sanity (without a lack of profane terms).

And then I had 7 minutes to get across campus to my math class. Miracle of miracles, I made it.

Other than that, I’ve been pretty happy with myself when getting stuff done for school. I feel like I’ve figured it out. Yesterday and Monday I cleared a huge pile of work and now I have all of today and tomorrow to study just for my physics midterm. I need the time badly, too.

Speaking of physics, I need to get going if I’m going to make it to my lecture on time.

Have a happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Lindsay

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Advice for Newcomers Residence Life Uncategorized

Hey, you know what’s NOT funny?

Tip of the Post:

For those of you worrying about university being a place where you have to mature and learn how to manage adulthood: don’t. Apparently, it’s still an incredibly funny and widely accepted action to pull the fire alarm at 2:00 in the morning.

To the person who helped me and the rest of KU realize this, thanks. The lesson was well worth the loss of two hours of sleep. 😀

– Lindsay

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Faculty Involvement/Leadership Residence Life Uncategorized

September 6: Brosh/Firthday.

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If you’re a Science student and have forgotten our amazing cheer, here it is:

3.14159, we are Science – we’re so fine.

Physics, Bio, Chemistry: you can’t handle our degree!

SCI-ENCE! U-B-C!!!

My Frosh was absolutely incredible. Imagine – 200 people (excluding our leaders, some of whom were sporting some very nice underwear over their clothes in a fit of faculty pride) running around campus and downtown Vancouver for ten hours and dancing up a storm on a private boat cruise near Vancouver – dessert included. I can’t believe how much fun I had yesterday! Frosh events have so much potential to be epic, and I wasn’t disappointed in any way! How could I have been? I got to participate in: a milk chug (dyed  blue, of course, for the faculty); a spontaneous water balloon fight; a scavenger hunt set in downtown Vancouver that asked for things such as a bottle filled with my group’s spit, a blue slinky, photo evidence of being piggybacked by a cop, a xerox of somebody’s face, sneaky paparazzi photos of celebrity look-alikes; and many more (incredibly bizarre) things. Anyways, I think the Science Undergraduate Society (SUS) and UBC’s Faculty of Science (as well as all the amazing volunteers) deserve a HUGE thanks for donating so much of their time and amazing ideas to the day.

So THANKS!!!!!!!!

All that aside, yesterday was also my 18th birthday. Like Frosh, it was about as close to perfect as it could get. I had cake on the boat cruise, and on the way home my Frosher/fellow Froshees were sweet enough to sing to me. My inbox and Facebook wall were full of birthday wishes. And, to top it all off, I arrived home at 12:30 – dead tired – to a decorated door that was quite “phalic” as my RA described it, but full of love all the same. To Kayla, Nikki, Nicholas, Eileen, John, Lucy, Jason, Emily, Aron, and Riley: thank you so much. I thought that having a birthday so quickly after leaving home would be really sad… I guess it just goes to show that you never know when so much kindness and caring are going to hit you. Be prepared – it’s a touching moment. Anyways, to EVERYONE who made September 6/2008 the day it was, thanks. I can’t say it enough.

I can’t imagine a better way to have finally reached adulthood.

LOVE,

Lindsay

ps. Check out photo documentation of my door: Birthday Door <3, More Birthday Door <3

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