Once upon a time in a far off land, there was a woman who called herself the "Mother of Dragons".
Do you want to read more about this story?
[[Yes ... tell me more!]]
[[No ... a different story!]]
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[[I want to try this again ->The Beginning]]
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<img src="https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/intro-1558708613.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=780&h=438&crop=1">Awesome! To tell you the truth, I never really liked that other story anyways.
For this story, do you want to hear it from the boy's point of view, or do you want to hear it from the girl's point of view?
[[boy's point of view]]
[[girl's point of view]]You've had this cute red-head's phone number in your wallet for over a week. Should you "man up" and phone her for a first date, or chicken out?
[["Man Up" & phone her!]]
[[Chicken out & be lonely for the rest of your life!]]This cute boy you met a week ago finally phones you up and asks you on a date to the pub that's a block from your house. Except, you literally just finished scarfing down a whole 3 piece KFC meal and you now feel like CRAP!
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Do you tell him you feel sick and that you can't go out, but risk him never phoning you back? Or do you "woman up" and go out on a date?
[[Tell him no ... I feel sick!]]
[["Woman up" & and say YES!]]You phone her up and ask her on a date that night to a pub a couple of blocks from her house.
Because you are such a stud, she agrees to the date! You meet up at her apartment and walk to the pub.
[[Onto the pub!]]Don't be a wussy! Phone this girl already. She is cute and she was seriously interested in you! Let's try that again!
[[boy's point of view]]
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<img src="https://www.leadtoimpact.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/man-Up.jpg">Everything at the pub is going well. There is lots of chatting and flirting going on between the cute couple over several drinks. After about an hour, the young woman leaves the table and heads to the washroom.
[[Stay with the boy @ the table]]
[[Go with the girl to the washroom]]What are you thinking?!?! Do you seriously want to be a cat lady for the rest of your life? Let's go back & re-think this for a moment!
[[girl's point of view]]
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<img src="https://www.theeasttexasweekend.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/cat-lady.jpg">You quickly get dressed, brush your teeth, meet up with the boy, and head out!
[[Onto the pub!]] Everything seems to be going fine. Just keep playing it cool. She seems to be having a good time.
Is it me or is she taking a while in the washroom? I hope she's feeling ok!
Nevermind ... Here she comes.
[[Back to the table]] After that 3-piece KFC meal and all those drinks, you are feeling violently ill! You rush to the bathroom stall and let out a monster power-puke.
Like the lady you are, you aim perfectly at the toilet, and after a few minutes flush away the mess.
You clean yourself up, re-apply some makeup, chew some gum, and head back to the table!
[[Back to the table]]
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<img src="https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/young-woman-vomiting-toilet-bowl-night-partying-drinking-poor-health-early-gestation-period-young-woman-118787424.jpg">The young couple finish their drinks and make their way back to the young woman's apartment.
Once at the door, they both agree they had a great time.
Date #1 was a success (sort of)! Will there be a second date?
[[Young Man's Point of View]]
[[Young Lady's Point of View]]Well that was fun! She's a pretty cool girl and kind of a cheap date because she didn't eat or drink much! Maybe she just wasn't into me?
Should I phone her back for a second date?
[[Yes to a second date!]]
[[Nope ... Forget that chick!]]In terms of first dates, that was one to remember! I don't even know if he'll phone me back after that night! Damn you Colonel Saunders!
If he does phone, do I go another date?
[[Yes to a second date!]]
[[Hell No!]]The young couple lived happily ever after!
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[[Young Lady's Point of View]]
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<img src="https://s.hdnux.com/photos/54/21/77/11608050/5/rawImage.jpg">Its not exactly like you have a plethora of woman to choose from! Go back & re-think your choice.
[[Young Man's Point of View]]