Get out the door

Good morning sleepy head. You've slept through your alarm. It's 7:45 AM and you have to be out of the house by 8:00 AM. You've already been late twice this month, and if you're late a third time your boss will have your head. <img src="http://blogs.ubc.ca/ideamachinery/files/2021/02/Clock-300x138.jpg" width="600" height="276" alt="Two foxes"> [[turn off the alarm]] <audio src="http://blogs.ubc.ca/ideamachinery/files/2021/02/OUT-OF-BED-YOU-DAISYHEAD-1.mp3"autoplay>

What are you going to (link-reveal: "wear? ")[(link-reveal: "Shoot, you forgot to do the laundry the night before ")[Do you [[wear your pajamas]] or [[search through the dirty hamper?]]] ]

Hey you look great in that flannel set, don't worry about it. AND you saved some time. Looks like you can squeeze in a [[coffee and a donut]] before you rush out the door.

<img src="http://blogs.ubc.ca/ideamachinery/files/2021/02/Laundry-300x138.jpg" width="600" height="276" alt="Two foxes"> There's gotta be something decent in that (link-reveal: "hamper ")[(link-reveal: "Check near the bottom ")[You pull out a [[white shirt with a spaghetti stain]] and a [[black shirt with toothpaste dribbled down the front]] which do you choose?]]

<img src="http://blogs.ubc.ca/ideamachinery/files/2021/02/coffee-and-donut-300x138.jpg" width="600" height="276" alt="Two foxes"> While you're having your coffee and donut you [[quickly pack a lunch]] [[scroll through Tik Tok]]

I don't know if an apple and cheese string count as a lunch, but it's better than nothing. You finish up your coffee and donut. You check the clock and you have a enough time to brush your teeth or do something with your hair. Do you.. [[brush your teeth]] [[hair]] [[brush your teeth and do your hair]]

<img src="http://blogs.ubc.ca/ideamachinery/files/2021/02/tik-tok-300x138.jpg" width="600" height="276" alt="Two foxes"> Oh no, you've hit the scroll of death and you lose track of time. You're officially late. Better call your boss and hope you have [[better luck tomorrow]]

Great choice, you can always wear a hat. Looks like you'll just be able to make it out the [[door]] on time. <img src="http://blogs.ubc.ca/ideamachinery/files/2021/02/toothbrush-300x138.png" width="600" height="278" alt="Two foxes">

I like what you've done with your hair! Don't worry about the morning breath, we've got masks and social distancing to take care of that. Looks like you'll make it out the door in [[time]].

You already knew that you didn't have enough time for both, yet here we are. Better call your boss and let them know you'll be late. Wahn wahn [[better luck tomorrow]]

<img src="http://blogs.ubc.ca/ideamachinery/files/2021/02/hat-300x138.jpg" width="600" height="276" alt="Two foxes"> You've had breakfast, your lunch is packed, your teeth are brushed, but you can't find your (link-reveal: "hat ")[(link-reveal: "Where's your hat? ")[(link-reveal: "Did you check under the bench? ")[Do you [[keep looking]] or [[leave with dishevelled hair]]]]]

Look, I get it, no one likes a bad hair day, but now you're late. Call you're boss and hope you have [[better luck tomorrow]].

(text-style:"bold","blink")[Congrats!] Hey, you're in your pajamas and your hair is wild, but you did it! It's 7:59 AM, looks like you'll be on time. <img src="http://blogs.ubc.ca/ideamachinery/files/2021/02/door-300x138.jpg" width="600" height="276" alt="Two foxes"> [[play again->better luck tomorrow]] <audio src="http://blogs.ubc.ca/ideamachinery/files/2021/02/Congrats.mp3" autoplay>

(link-reveal: "Ring Ring ")[(link-reveal: "RING RING ")[(link-reveal: "RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ")[(link-reveal: "Are you going to pick that up? ")[(link-reveal: "It's your mom ")[You decide to [[pick it up, it could be an emergency]] or [[call her back on your lunch break]]]]]]]

(text-style:"bold","blink")[Congrats!] Probably not an emergency anyway, ammirite? Ignoring her call means you make it out the door on time. <img src="http://blogs.ubc.ca/ideamachinery/files/2021/02/door-300x138.jpg" width="600" height="276" alt="Two foxes"> [[play again->better luck tomorrow]] <audio src="http://blogs.ubc.ca/ideamachinery/files/2021/02/Congrats.mp3" autoplay>

Of course you pick it up, you'd never miss a call from your mom, but unfortunately the conversation keeps you from walking out the door on time. Better call your boss and let them know you'll be late. Hopefully you have [[better luck tomorrow]].

Yup it'll do, and maybe you can cover up the stain with a stick or pin or something. Unfotunately it's taken you a bit of time picking your shirt and you only have time for a donut or coffee. What do you feel like? [[Donut]] [[Coffee]] [[Donut and Coffee]]

Yup it'll do, and maybe you can cover up the stain with a sticker or decorative pin or something. Unfotunately, it's taken you a bit of time picking your shirt and you only have time for a donut or coffee. What do you feel like? [[Donut]] [[Coffee]] [[Donut and Coffee]]

<img src="http://blogs.ubc.ca/ideamachinery/files/2021/02/donut-300x138.jpg " width="600" height="276" alt="Two foxes"> Oh you're probably one of those 'I don't drink coffee' people. (link-reveal: "Can't relate! ")[(link-reveal: "That donut looks good, tho. ")[(link-reveal: "Is it maple flavoured? ")[(link-reveal: "I'm getting side tracked. Back to the story... ")[(link-reveal: "The donut leaves crumbs everywhere. ")[You remember you have mice so you decide to [[clean it up]] or [[leave it until you get home from work]]]]]]]

<img src="http://blogs.ubc.ca/ideamachinery/files/2021/02/coffee-300x138.jpg" width="600" height="276" alt="Two foxes"> Coffee puts a little pep in your step and you feel like you have enough time to [[scroll through Tik Tok]] or [[review your to do list]]

<img src="http://blogs.ubc.ca/ideamachinery/files/2021/02/coffee-and-donut-300x138.jpg" width="600" height="276" alt="Two foxes"> You don't have time for both! I said Donut OR Coffee. I hope you enjoy them because now you're late for work. Better call your boss and let them know you won't make it on time. [[better luck tomorrow]]

<img src="http://blogs.ubc.ca/ideamachinery/files/2021/02/To-do-list-300x138.jpg" width="600" height="278" alt="Two foxes"> (link-reveal: "Your to-do list reveals that... ")[(link-reveal: "it's pajama day at work. ")[(link-reveal: "What are you going to do? ")[Do you [[change back back into pajamas]] or [[stick with the stained shirt]]?]]]

At least changing back into your pajamas means that you won't have to wear stained clothes. Unfortunately, this extra time dressing is going to make you late for work. Better call your boss and let them know. [[better luck tomorrow]].

You'll have to wear a stained shirt, but at least you won't be late. Looks like you'll make it out the door in [[time]].

No one's judging you! Plus, you don't want to be late. Looks like you're going to make it on time. (link-reveal: "Grab your mask, keys, phone, and wallet ")[(link-reveal: "Where's your wallet? ")[(link-reveal: "Did you check both coat pockets? ")[(link-reveal: "What are you going to do? ")[Are you going to [[keep looking for it]] or [[leave without it?]]]]]]

Yes, of course you clean it up, no one wants a mouse infestation. Cleaning it up does make you late for work. Better call your boss and let them know. [[better luck tomorrow]]

Right, only a psychopath would leave without their wallet. The extra time looking for your wallet is going to make you late, unfortunately. Better call your boss and let them know. [[better luck tomorrow]]

(text-style:"blink")[(text-style:"bold")[Congrats!]] Looks like you'll be on time. It's 7:59 AM and you can finally walk out the door. (Fingers crossed you don't need that wallet for anything today) <img src="http://blogs.ubc.ca/ideamachinery/files/2021/02/door-300x138.jpg" width="600" height="276" alt="Two foxes"> [[play again->better luck tomorrow]] <audio src="http://blogs.ubc.ca/ideamachinery/files/2021/02/Congrats.mp3" autoplay>