McDonalds has changed. It is straying away from the young toddler generation of play forts and chairs shaped like french fries and into a more hip, trendy local that appeals to an older more mature group of aging teens. It’s safe to say that McDonald’s (at least in western culture) has grown up. With the restaurants new trendy image it has ditched a long time company face, Ronald McDonald. A always happy clown that was uncomfortably friendly to little children.
My question is: Why did he have to go?
Is there no room in this trendy world for a simple clown? Why couldn’t they just have him wear baller cap, give him some prescription-less glasses and have him cruise around the streets on a fixie-bike? And what happened to all his pals? I say give the hamburgler a tight fitting V-neck and we have ourselves a party.
I guess we can never go back to the way things were. Mostly because I heard that they renamed The French Fry Goblins “McChicken”.
It seems that McDonalds no-longer wants to see it’s costomers “Put a smile on”, Instead they’ll just remind us how much we love to eat their food. The more I hear the new slogan, the more it sounds like “Cut the bullshit and buy yourself a Big Mac… Fatty”.
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