Song: “Bond Covalently” (parody of You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift)

I know you’d like to bond covalently
I can’t help thinking this is how it ought to be Got no charge, so not ionic,
Thinking to myself, Hey isn’t this easy

And you’ve got a charge that could light up this whole cell Haven’t seen it in a while cause of that empty shell
You say you’re fine, I know you better than that
No you’re not stable, I’ve gotta respond

We gotta make that covalent bond

Cause I complete you
We’d be partners
We can make water, CO2, and others Dreaming ‘bout the day,
When you wake up find
The charge you’re looking for
Has been here the whole time

If you can see than I’m the one that completes you Been here all along, so why do-n’t we
Bond covalently

Two non-metals with incomplete octe-ets All this time we’ll just be set if we…
Bond covalently

Oh, I remember we overlapped our shells, and shared electrons Pairing up side-by-side
Then we made a bond
And I know that we’re so strongAnd you stabilized me
I think I know where we belong And that’s to bond covalently

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