“To be or not to be?”
Debatable. Have you heard of Schroedinger’s cat?
“Hath not a Jew eyes?”
Statistically, yes. But you never know, he could have had an accident.
“What’s in a name?”
Letters.
‘’But wasn’t Othello a noble, romantic soldier?’
Surely not, didn’t he just off his wife?
“What is a woman to do when the men are so unanimous in their judgements of her and their plans for her?”
Judge them back? Give them silent treatment? Gosh, this one’s difficult.
“We fail?”
Sure. Anything’s possible.
“Wherefore art thou Romeo?”
Presumably because that’s what his parents called him.
“When shall we three meet again?”
I’m free next Thursday.