- Start by being 17
- Go to a club with a fake ID
- Argue with the bouncer that, yes, your eyes look brown and the card says green, but really, ICBC just got it wrong
- Say things like, “no really, I got a nose job… it bothered me my whole life, ” and “people always tell me I look young for 23.”
- Bat your eyelashes
- Go inside only to not drink and sit at a booth the whole time
- Leave after an hour and eat McDonald’s
- Repeat until you’re 19 and can legally go out but don’t want to anymore anyway