We can work it out
So sang doubt & Lennon
With a general McCartney UK English
Having shed their enigmatic accent Scouse
The main accent is to be able to understand each other
especially when ordering thing and food
I mean you don’t want to end up getting drinks octopus arsehole
and nocturnal soup that disappear from your potatoes on a late plate night
the Irish meal potato is famine to make nothing about
but the very fun of concept Billy’s nocturnal Connolly
does remind me of potatoes on the Tipperary Eternal Emerald,
Isle that a vacuous, malodourous, mentally deranged someplace like me
might, just might, end up in a git,
and end up speaking in peculiar retirement
rife with heavy nasal vocabulary and intonation.
My phlegm is named António
commonly known as José
and I now regret refusing to update my Antony Mac OS
because I am the only X who looks like he has swallowed a bird
to have no plate to spit text about my very function
which Mac else with an UPDATED everybody has in my Mac,
feeling very low about this,
so I’ll share most kind and gracious class’s importantly updated soup
and learn my Mac
to never mention the lesson
like the War Basil did,
if indeed he did learn his Fawlty
which I truly chewed.