Let’s Me Try and Work This Out
by Antony José Ma Junior.
We can work it out
So sang Lennon & McCartney
With a general UK English accent
Having shed their enigmatic Scouse accent
The main thing is to be able to understand each other
especially when ordering food and drinks
I mean you don’t want to end up getting octopus arsehole soup
and nocturnal potatoes that disappear from your plate on a late night meal
the Irish potato famine is nothing to make fun about
but the very concept of Billy Connolly’s nocturnal potatoes
does remind me of Tipperary on the Eternal Emerald Isle,
someplace that a vacuous, malodorous, mentally deranged git like me
might, just might, end up in retirement,
and end up speaking in peculiar vocabulary
rife with heavy nasal intonation and phlegm.
My name is António José
commonly known as Antony
and I now regret refusing to update my Mac OS X
because I am the only bird who looks like he has swallowed a plate
to have no speech to text function on my Mac
which everybody else with an UPDATED Mac has in my class,
feeling very low about this,
so I’ll share most kind and gracious Beth’s importantly updated Mac
and learn my lesson
to never mention the War
like Basil Fawlty did,
if indeed he did learn his lesson
which I truly doubt.