I have problems:
I’m getting old,
our car won’t start,
and my job is stupid.
My baby keeps remarking on
LARGE BREASTED WOMEN!
My friend has a problem with me,
and she won’t go away.
My darling keeps shutting me down
and it’s not likely he understands;
I don’t believe in love.
Oh my god, I can’t justify my existence.
This year is major shit.