If your phone ducks you
And you don’t
get it
Have you been
insulted?
If your phone ducks you
And you don’t
get it
Have you been
insulted?
by Antony José Ma Junior.
We can work it out
So sang Lennon & McCartney
With a general UK English accent
Having shed their enigmatic Scouse accent
The main thing is to be able to understand each other
especially when ordering food and drinks
I mean you don’t want to end up getting octopus arsehole soup
and nocturnal potatoes that disappear from your plate on a late night meal
the Irish potato famine is nothing to make fun about
but the very concept of Billy Connolly’s nocturnal potatoes
does remind me of Tipperary on the Eternal Emerald Isle,
someplace that a vacuous, malodorous, mentally deranged git like me
might, just might, end up in retirement,
and end up speaking in peculiar vocabulary
rife with heavy nasal intonation and phlegm.
My name is António José
commonly known as Antony
and I now regret refusing to update my Mac OS X
because I am the only bird who looks like he has swallowed a plate
to have no speech to text function on my Mac
which everybody else with an UPDATED Mac has in my class,
feeling very low about this,
so I’ll share most kind and gracious Beth’s importantly updated Mac
and learn my lesson
to never mention the War
like Basil Fawlty did,
if indeed he did learn his lesson
which I truly doubt.
Inspired by Katherine’s blueberries.
Emily is my friend.
no.
now I don’t.
the between incident doesn’t keep going back and correcting stuff: your voice – because of the tender of my boys – are you.
friends with any.
just sitting.
Technology – just about your existence (call me baby, darling)
Johnny Cash, culminating in this together!
call Mike.
sound.
want a mini lesson? I invested and I want someone in the US and tested vested dementia.
no friends and all around. know you’ve split, but still – what is Scott playing at?
“do the song.”
“I don’t know, do you believe in love my master of looks? great for women…or aids.”
“old!”
be coming!
messed, it looks great for women…or aids for a woman.
BB, really baby, beep!
be baby, yeah baby baby
beep beep!
old dude, baby baby, BBB!
hi calista Flockhart.
doing baby baby
Lockhart crazy baby
and I really want to??
Question is: aren’t you crazy?
beanie baby baby
you owe me large breasted beanie baby baby,
sorry Kimberly and Brendan, Tran, and Heather!
my friend Emily is my friend, is my friend shutting,
she’s not just any large breasted Emily
is my friend.
Talk loud
That was really good, man
Turn up the volume
Bold?
I think I have been.
Yeah and I don’t know what’s out there’s a few things on buggy sure what do so he can my family how’s it going to opened up dictation so that was my off-site meeting you guys is it working particularly well-versed in it maybe that able use their hands are there are other words that delete previous things like keywords I think it’s working better when you’re awaiting your hand how loud I’m speaking order to get it very the End the end is near function functions except the basement what basement what basement that HelloGo
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In hallways crowded lanes
Most immersed in their phones
March future ones who train
With ideal plans and loans
Here registrar collects
Weighted with hopefuls facts
Whose objective reflects
Continuing contracts
Freed from UBC short
Beyond reproach of deans
Skip new minted cohorts
Two thousand seventeens
Across all areas
Students stare at futures
Princ’ples, Big Ideas
We are future teachers!
In District classroom halls,
Euro-centric learnings
Our cause to shelve and call
First Principles teachings
Decolonizations
Multi-modal students
Do not teach the canons
They’ll choose the Presidents
Critical Reflections
Bridge class, society
Form engaged citizens
State schools Propriety
We cross curriculae
Well-being of learners
Prepare stu’s for their day
We are future teachers!
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by Hannah T
You always text about it:
The girl who Instagrams her life away
Who hits one million followers
From creating Barbie faces in a basement to Ellen.
That story.
Or the one on the train
Who toils away serving others, night and day.
One snap and his life changes.
From chai walla to Starbucks sipper.
That story.
Or the gamer
Sitting in his room all day,
When an idea dawns on him.
From sweatpants and ordering Domino’s to tech tycoon ordering Panago.
That story.
Or the single mother
Cleaning vomit stains from clothes.
Who smashes the baby product market with a new toy
Can now afford a babysitter.
From greasy hair to hair that’s worth it.
That story.
Inspired by Anne Sexton’s Cinderella