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bacon-wrapped impressions
tiny, tasty, oily and crunchy
and it died of overeating!
Fountains drip gold.
Nevertheless, save your money.
Pottery Barn is over-priced anyway.
Shop in the mall under a roof
That’s how it burns.
“Without it we could not see,”
he ejaculated. He was then more
knackered than a hibernating bear.
And fell into a deep slumber.
on top of the cedar tree, the hugest star
but the rest of the tree had threadbare decorations
however, the sparkling, bristling, bustling, star
shone, it glows upon the brow of the lion’s roar
and fainted on the glossy door.
Ponderosa is a freezer,
because of our chilly class.
foolish Fred donned a toque +scarf,
playing cars with my nephews on the floor of their house
in the kitchen?
“I am slurping, and burping,”
gurgled the toad.
the most amicable amphibian.
what the heck did I just do?
POST IT ON THE BLOG.
Pig Baby
Alongside the hugest dog,
the soundless newborn baby
sleepless, wordless, a bouncing bundle of burps.
Burped loud, like a well fed, pot bellied pig, rolling happily in the mud.
Pigs are always fat.
Yet they roam and roam.
From room to room, brutish Bill and hilarious Bryan
both ran over the river and through the woods
when they were being chased.
“Call the police!”
Exclaimed the teacher.
More special than his birthday gift.
The Plex song can be found here:
The much cooler Keny Arkana song can be found here:
In the middle of eating the hugest meal
My newborn puppy jumped on the table
Like a quick-footed and sly fox
Heck, is this a poem?
Poetry is a subject
Ultimately a subject you will fail miserably
Chortled the Cheshire Cat