{"id":167,"date":"2017-07-28T13:34:13","date_gmt":"2017-07-28T20:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/?p=167"},"modified":"2017-07-28T13:35:44","modified_gmt":"2017-07-28T20:35:44","slug":"how-its-made","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/2017\/07\/28\/how-its-made\/","title":{"rendered":"How it&#8217;s made"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Start by grabbing the plumbus by its gleeb<br \/>\nNext, rub the gleeb to release the fingles<br \/>\nWe\u2019ll need the fingles later.<br \/>\nNow, turn the gleeb counterclockwise,<br \/>\nThis will activate the stoob without overheating the gleeb.<br \/>\nThe stoob now locks in position to allow the pingslot room to breathe.<br \/>\nPass the plumbus over the water trough, and dunk it in the porseball.<br \/>\nNow, take the fingles and attach them to the plumbus near the base,<br \/>\nUnhinge the stoob and roll a farnstock over the gleeb three times.<br \/>\nNow the plumbus is ready for the final step.<br \/>\nCover the plumbus in stoffle shavings,<br \/>\nand it\u2019s ready to eat.<br \/>\nBe careful not to stimulate the gleeb while you eat, or the fingles will become bitter and expand, deflating the stoob.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Start by grabbing the plumbus by its gleeb Next, rub the gleeb to release the fingles We\u2019ll need the fingles later. Now, turn the gleeb counterclockwise, This will activate the stoob without overheating the gleeb. The stoob now locks in position to allow the pingslot room to breathe. Pass the plumbus over the water trough, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":43871,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/43871"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":169,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions\/169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}