{"id":183,"date":"2017-07-28T13:45:48","date_gmt":"2017-07-28T20:45:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/?p=183"},"modified":"2017-07-28T13:45:48","modified_gmt":"2017-07-28T20:45:48","slug":"183","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/2017\/07\/28\/183\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>Start by being 17<\/li>\n<li>Go to a club with a fake ID<\/li>\n<li>Argue with the bouncer that, yes, your eyes look brown and the card says green, but really, ICBC just got it wrong<\/li>\n<li>Say things like, &#8220;no really, I got a nose job&#8230; it bothered me my whole life, &#8221; and &#8220;people always tell me I look young for 23.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Bat your eyelashes<\/li>\n<li>Go inside only to not drink and sit at a booth the whole time<\/li>\n<li>Leave after an hour and eat McDonald&#8217;s<\/li>\n<li>Repeat until you&#8217;re 19 and can legally go out but don&#8217;t want to anymore anyway<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Start by being 17 Go to a club with a fake ID Argue with the bouncer that, yes, your eyes look brown and the card says green, but really, ICBC just got it wrong Say things like, &#8220;no really, I got a nose job&#8230; it bothered me my whole life, &#8221; and &#8220;people always tell [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11722,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11722"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":187,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions\/187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}