I was underneath the hugest pi\u00f1ata, nervous,<\/p>\n
clinging gingerly to my think tank,<\/p>\n
well oiled, slick, sludgelike,<\/p>\n
thick as chocolate pudding<\/p>\n
fresh from the fridge.<\/p>\n
Food storage is very philosophical,<\/p>\n
yet many who use it are decidedly not.<\/p>\n
I am handsome like a young Stalin<\/p>\n
up and at ‘me, before long<\/p>\n
when everyone else is asleep<\/p>\n
and i shout “wake up!”<\/p>\n
my voice, prettier and voicier than my enemies would have you think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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