{"id":89,"date":"2017-07-25T13:38:56","date_gmt":"2017-07-25T20:38:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/?p=89"},"modified":"2017-07-25T14:36:43","modified_gmt":"2017-07-25T21:36:43","slug":"sheep-le","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/2017\/07\/25\/sheep-le\/","title":{"rendered":"I Want My MTV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You asked me to do this<br \/>\nYou did this to all of us.<br \/>\nYou subjected these nice people to my inner monologue<br \/>\nThat i\u2019ve been privately enjoying for years.<br \/>\nGet ready for a string of tangentially associated pop culture references<br \/>\nAnd echoes of times when i had feelings and let them lead me.<\/p>\n<p>Girl i\u2019ll be your loose-seal,<br \/>\nTake your hand,<br \/>\nAnd Blue myself.<\/p>\n<p>Girl i\u2019ll be your Han Solo,<br \/>\ncombat attack a Hutt compound,<br \/>\nAwaken your force.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll be your white walker,<br \/>\nWarm you through the long night,<br \/>\nHeck i\u2019ll even hold the door.<\/p>\n<p>Cause you rick my morty,<br \/>\nI mask your greatness,<br \/>\nMeseeks to assist you in any timeline.<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019ve pulled back the curtain<br \/>\nOn a collage of random shit<br \/>\nI find funny<br \/>\nAnd use as a social litmus test.<\/p>\n<p>My sisters were music snobs,<br \/>\nYou and I speak visual arts,<br \/>\nSpecifically some degree of screen,<br \/>\nSerial, episodic joy and misery.<\/p>\n<p>I want my mtv<br \/>\nTo start playing hour long dramas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You asked me to do this You did this to all of us. You subjected these nice people to my inner monologue That i\u2019ve been privately enjoying for years. Get ready for a string of tangentially associated pop culture references And echoes of times when i had feelings and let them lead me. Girl i\u2019ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":43871,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/43871"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":132,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions\/132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/lled445\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}