{"id":357,"date":"2009-01-22T23:16:31","date_gmt":"2009-01-23T07:16:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/mary\/?p=357"},"modified":"2009-01-22T23:56:20","modified_gmt":"2009-01-23T07:56:20","slug":"046-drinking-before-three","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/mary\/2009\/01\/22\/046-drinking-before-three\/","title":{"rendered":"#046: Drinking before three, what?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Currently listening to: &#8220;I Fought the Law&#8221; &#8211; Dead Kennedys<\/em><\/p>\n<p>These few days have brought way too many entertaining anecdotes. First sandwich man, now this romping troupe of jokers I ran into at approximately 3 p.m. a jolly Tuesday afternoon&#8230;and more stories to come in the next couple of days, I don&#8217;t want to reveal them all now!<\/p>\n<p>So I was out shooting downtown by the Vancouver Public Library when I found myself accosted by abovementioned persons- all thoroughly inebriated at 2.50ish in the afternoon. Now I would usually find that thoroughly amusing from a good distance, and maybe even a tad bit bohemian in the whole &#8220;Rene Descartes not doing anything productive all day&#8221; manner. However, when the scene is obscured by prancing 30-year-olds (probably football-watching, one of them had a Man U jersey) dudes who probably ought to be doing something aside from straggling down the street in the middle of the afternoon, ruddy-faced, taking up most of the space in my viewfinder, and saying things like &#8220;hey luv, what time is it?&#8221; before cracking up, evidently finding themselves specimens of sparkling wit&#8230;well, then it&#8217;s really a tad sad. Besides&#8230;there&#8217;s just something terribly <i>suspect<\/i> about being intoxicated before 3 p.m., wouldn&#8217;t you agree? <\/p>\n<p>And please, for the love of all that is good, DON&#8217;T wear sweatpants with a football jersey. It just looks bad. <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>And also omg omg omg everyone, I&#8217;m geeking out here, guess what I found! <\/p>\n<p>the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gotoquiz.com\/politics\/political-spectrum-quiz.html\">POLITICAL SPECTRUM QUIZ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve always been a social democrat, but here, this is a lot of fun if you&#8217;re not sure exactly where you fall on the political spectrum. And for those who do, it&#8217;s still a lot of fun :D And you get a nifty diagram of where you fall on the political spectrum (in this case, made in the form of a grid)! <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I am a left social libertarian<br \/>Left: 5.64, Libertarian: 4.55<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gotoquiz.com\/politics\/grid\/9x29.gif\"><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Currently listening to: &#8220;I Fought the Law&#8221; &#8211; Dead Kennedys These few days have brought way too many entertaining anecdotes. First sandwich man, now this romping troupe of jokers I ran into at approximately 3 p.m. a jolly Tuesday afternoon&#8230;and more stories to come in the next couple of days, I don&#8217;t want to reveal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":59,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[390],"tags":[2064],"class_list":["post-357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","tag-spotted-around-vancouver"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/mary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/mary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/mary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/mary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/59"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/mary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=357"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/mary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":364,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/mary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357\/revisions\/364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/mary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/mary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/mary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}