If you are what you eat…

…then I must be really sweet and melt in the rain.

I think it’s official that I am the junk food queen of the floor. I currently have a container of brownie bits, 4 packages of Tim Tams, 5 boxes of Gushers, 2 rice krispie squares, a package of Starbursts, a package of Jolly Ranchers, and a tray of mini cupcakes on my desk. I also have two bars and one square of chocolate in my fridge along with 7 containers of pudding. Not to mention that I also have a shelf dedicated to food and a box from Ikea also dedicated to food.

For the most part, the food on my shelf and in the box doesn’t change, but on my desk, everything gets eaten and replenished per week, so on my way back from Academie Duello, a mandatory stop is the new Safeway (the one at Macdonald, as opposed to the old Safeway on Sasamat which seems to be in worse condition with higher prices). Even if I have nothing on my “to buy” list, I still need to go in there and buy at least 2 packages of Tim Tams and 4 boxes of Gushers.

Then there’s the caf. Pumpkin pie. Apple pie. Berry pie. Chocolate cake. Lemon cake. Cheesecake. Jello. Coconut bars. Brownies. Cookies. Scooped ice cream. Ice cream on a stick. Ice cream sandwich. The temptation is always there to have them all at the same time, but I restrain myself to one or two of each per meal.

Therefore, the next time you see me, I ask you to refrain from getting me wet, or else I could melt into a puddle at your feet and then you’d have to carry me back to my room.