Parental Adventure

"WAH WAH WAH!" That sounds like my three month old daughter... Should I continue to watch TV or... Go upstairs and see what is wrong... [[watch tv->In the dog house all night]] [[Go upstairs->see panicking wife and crying baby]] OH NO!Should have stayed downstairs... My wife says, "You take her! I am not sure what is wrong with her...

Now you have an angry wife! Uh Oh! Do you say, "I love you dear!" You get punched in the face and called many colorful names! After picking yourself off of the ground and seeing stars, [[see panicking wife and crying baby]]

Now I have to decide... [[Take the screaming baby]] or [[run away like a chicken and curl up like a cat]]

Baby is crying extensively... Need to decide what to do.. [[Do I take our baby downstairs to go to the hospital?]] or [[Let the baby, "cry it out!"]] or [[stand there with a confused look on my face]]

Not only are you in the dog house... But you get punched in the face... A few hours later... I wake up, with a terrible headache. I go back upstairs and see the angry glare from my wife... I... [[Take the screaming baby]]

Well I am holding my crying baby... She looks like she is in pain... Then I hear a sound... BLARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! Breast milk all over my face! My baby girl pukes on me With a shocked look on my face, I have a big decision... [[Do I put my baby down and go take a shower?]] or [[stand there with my wife and baby laughing in complete shock]]

This baby has been crying for several hours... I don't know what to do... My wife is not only mad but she going to punch me in the face... [[BLAM]] I should [[run away like a chicken and curl up like a cat]]

I run downstairs, handing my baby to my wife. She is yelling at me with all kinds of profanity and a baby crying... As I curl up in a ball like a cat, singing the saddest song in the world... I realize that I am a terrible husband and father. Slowwwwwwwwwwly I go up the stairs... I go back to my crying child and my concerned wife. I decide to take my daughter and [[run as fast as I can downstairs]] or [[stand there with my wife and baby laughing in complete shock]]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! They laugh hysterically! before I can even thiink twice... BLAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! She pukes again... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! They are both laughing hysterically! [[Is she fine?]]

My baby girl and wife are laughing... I decide to hand my daughter to my wife and go downstairs to have a shower... As i am washing myself in the shower I come to the realization that I guess I should always expect the unexpected as a parent.

I wake up with a massive headache... I find myself in bed with the covers over me... Am I dreaming? Was this all a dream... I close my eyes and go back to sleep... zzzzzzzzzz! The first thing that pops in my head was.. [[Let the baby, "cry it out!"]]

As I am running, my wife screams, "What are you doing?" "I am taking her to the hospital!" I scream back. As I finish that last word, mu daughter pukes all over me... BLLLLLAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! I am covered from head to toe in breat milk... [[stand there with my wife and baby laughing in complete shock]]

My wife looks at me.. "Are you just going to stand there like a lump?" I say, [[NO!]]

At that moment, I decide that I have to look like I know what I am doing, so I decide to [[run as fast as I can downstairs]] or [[run out of the house]]

"You do realize you are sleeping on the couch for the next week!" my wife exclaims. I think to myself, "Oh, that is not good!" Do I want to head down the road of D-I-V-O-R-I-C-E or do I actually do something... hmmmm.... hmmmm.... hmmmm... "Well" I snap back into reality and finally decide to, [[run as fast as I can downstairs]]

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"WAH WAH WAH!"
That sounds like my three month old daughter...

Should I continue to watch TV or...

Go upstairs and see what is wrong...

watch tv

Go upstairs

OH NO!Should have stayed downstairs...

My wife says, "You take her! I am not sure what is wrong with her...