{"id":936,"date":"2009-01-23T00:39:07","date_gmt":"2009-01-23T08:39:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/migrator.rab.olt.ubc.ca\/ross\/2009\/01\/23\/the-vancouver-canucks-are-killing-me\/"},"modified":"2009-01-23T00:39:07","modified_gmt":"2009-01-23T08:39:07","slug":"the-vancouver-canucks-are-killing-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/ross\/2009\/01\/the-vancouver-canucks-are-killing-me\/","title":{"rendered":"The Vancouver Canucks are killing me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The V.P.D. are cracking down on speeders heading into Vancouver.<\/p>\n<p>For the first offence, they give you two Vancouver Canucks tickets.<br \/>\nIf you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.<\/p>\n<p>Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Play-offs?<br \/>\nA. The Vancouver Canucks<\/p>\n<p>Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and Billy Graham have in common?<br \/>\nA. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell &#8216;Jesus Christ&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Q. How do you keep the Vancouver Canucks out of your yard?<br \/>\nA. Put up a goal net.<\/p>\n<p>Q. What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with the Stanley Cup?<br \/>\nA. A thief<\/p>\n<p>Q. How many Vancouver Canucks does it take to win a Stanley Cup?<br \/>\nA. Nobody knows and we may never find out.<\/p>\n<p>Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and possums have in common?<br \/>\nA. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The V.P.D. are cracking down on speeders heading into Vancouver. For the first offence, they give you two Vancouver Canucks tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Play-offs? A. The Vancouver Canucks Q. What do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[390],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/ross\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/ross\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/ross\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/ross\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/ross\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/ross\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/936\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/ross\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/ross\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ubc.ca\/ross\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}