ETEC 540 - Twine Task

So here I am, making a Twine for a [[class assignment]]. I have no idea what I’m going to write about so welcome to [[my adventure]].

So here I am, making a Twine for a class assignment. The assignment is to make a Twine. It’s literally what I just said. [[Tell me more]] I have no idea what I’m going to write about so welcome to [[my adventure]].

[[Pirates]] or [[ninjas?]] [[Neither. Both options suck.]]

So here I am, making a Twine for a class assignment. The assignment is to make a Twine. It’s literally what I just said. Tell me more I need 15 or more screens, but that’s all the details that were given. I’ll have to write a reflection afterwards I have no idea what I’m going to write about so welcome to [[my adventure]].

My favourite game when growing up was The Secret of Monkey Island. You play [[Guybrush Threepwood]], a total dweeb, who wants to become a pirate. It’s an old school [[Lucas Arts]] point and click game. This game made me [[fall in love with pirates]].

Wrong. How about [[Pirates]]? Or do my [[[[options still suck->Neither. Both options suck.]]]]?

Look, I'm sorry/not sorry that you don't like my options. [[Pirates]] are where it's at and any option to the contrary is wrong. It's like hating on science or kittens or something, and who hates kittens? My neighbour hates kittens, and you don't want to be my neighbour do you? (Trust me: the answer is no.)

My favourite game when growing up was The Secret of Monkey Island. You play Guybrush Threepwood, <img src="https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/852725391222559700/3C7F5047329D2BA02FB7FC56E7020D93D28FCBCF/" /> a total dweeb, who wants to become a pirate. It’s an old school [[Lucas Arts]] point and click game. This game made me [[fall in love with pirates]].

My brother and I would write stories about two pirates who were twins that were separated at birth. The boy was raised with the pirates and the girl was raised by the Imperial Guard. These two factions were sworn enemies and the twins were born from an [[illicit love affair.]] Their super creative and original names were [[Twin]] and [[Twinnie]]. (I was 7, give me a break.) ILA: Think Romeo and Juliet without the suicide.

My favourite game when growing up was The Secret of Monkey Island. You play Guybrush Threepwood, a total dweeb, who wants to become a pirate. It’s an old school Lucas Arts point and click game. Yes, the same guys who have the rights to Star Wars. Yea, that means that Disney now owns them. This game was the inspiration for the Pirates of the Caribbean film series. Although I feel like “pirates” is the only thing the two have in common. But I digress. This game made me [[fall in love with pirates]].

My brother and I would write stories about two pirates who were twins that were separated at birth. The boy was raised with the pirates and the girl was raised by the Imperial Guard. These two factions were sworn enemies and the twins were born from an illicit love affair. (Think Romeo and Juliet without the suicide.) Their super creative and original names were [[Twin]] and [[Twinnie]]. (I was 7, give me a break.)

Twin was raised by pirates. He was good at pirating, but nothing remarkable. He was not particularly inspired but was satisfied enough with life. He enjoyed spending time in the kitchen cooking for the crew when the ship’s cook would allow. What about [[Twinnie]]? [[Then what?]]

Twinnie was raised by the Imperial Guard, but she always dreamed of being a pirate. Women were not allowed to be pirates, so she decided to be all Joan of Arc about it and become a pirate. (This was before Mulan came out, but similar principle.) She practiced sword fighting and plundering when she could until she was able to run away from the guard to join the pirates. What about [[Twin]] [[Then what?]]

Twinnie, the new pirate, was eager to swim in [[Scrooge McDuck]] piles of treasure, drink copious amounts of grog, and get into sword fights with the crew. Twin didn’t like the fact that someone who looked so much like him was leaving him in the dust and sparked fierce competition between the two of them. This competition increased their notoriety and attracted the attention of the [[Imperial Guard]] who could no longer ignore them.

Twinnie, the new pirate, was eager to swim in Scrooge McDuck <img src="http://insidesimplefinance.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/download-5.jpg.jpeg" /> piles of treasure, drink copious amounts of grog, and get into sword fights with the crew. Twin didn’t like the fact that someone who looked so much like him was leaving him in the dust and sparked fierce competition between the two of them. This competition increased their notoriety and attracted the attention of the [[Imperial Guard]] who could no longer ignore them.

The Imperial Guard, upon boarding the ship, recognized the two pirates and, in an effort to separate the two, revealed Twinnie’s secret knowing that women were not allowed to be pirates. Rather than leave the crew, Twin proposed to Twinnie as he knew that pirate wives could stay on the ships and they could continue to adventure together. And they pirated on happily every after! *Again, I was 7 and this seemed like a logical conclusion to me.