Hello reader! I know what you’ve been thinking recently. Trevor I’ve been looking all around for a sword that can sastisfy my functional needs. All zee katanas and broadswords that I’ve seen so far a’ve been too dinky and puny for my big man muscles to bring wit me on my to MORDOR jahhhh?.
Well, fret no more I have found a solution to all your worries. A big-ass full-size and full-metal replica of busters sword from final fantasy. This thing is HYUUUUUGE. Is true sammy! So much so that it goes past all your functional need mumbo jumbo and exists purely for the fact that some people just want a stupidly big sword from the video game for which they sacrificed their childhood social lives and that chance at the girl who got ran screaming away.
Hit the jump for the video of the guy testing out his sword on a shipping skid. Rather, he gets sylvester stallone to try out his sword instead due to the crying pleas of his wife and daughter. Please hang up the sword Randy! MY NAMES NOT RANDY I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME BUSTER
You might be asking “But Trevor you said you had a solution and you just showed me a video of some guy who has my dream sword”. Well it is available for purchase along with a bunch of other swords. All you have to do is contact Gimli through youtube, I’m sure he’d be willing to make you his axe as well. You’ll have to find the blonde dye and excessive amounts of gel to truly look like buster though, maybe at the j-shore house.
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