Monthly Archives: September 2016

Hay Gurl! OMG! Stoked to say that you can come back to the Ube’. Got you down for edumacating the big kids ’bout plays n stuff. It’s for, like, the whole year. u need yr # to come. Or to … Continue reading →

Hey! Congratulation! You did it! We accept you at our school at UBC as an exchange student from PHZH for the academic year 2016/2017. Now you are in the ungraduated level for Term 1. Term one is just from September … Continue reading →

The song Tupac didn’t write: I have reached the limits of my ability to care. Society has exhausted the last of my patience and I am profoundly fatigued. I might lose my temper at any moment. There. I lost my … Continue reading →

Aye yo Meggerino, Where the actual fuck is your criminal record check? If you sent it then ignore me. But that shit takes forever for the gov to process, lazy bastards. We gotta have it by September or you are … Continue reading →

Dear Master Beaton, By the grace of intellectus, We the most High and Mighty Office of Academia, defender of veritas, curiositas, and eruditio, from the un-ceded Museum land in the province of British Columbia in the strong and free sovereign … Continue reading →

I would like to inform you that you will not have access to a vehicle on Saturday afternoon. Our beloved Canis lupus familiars, Kovu, has an imperative appointment with his physician at nine o’clock in the morning. 

Robert Boberson 808 Bobber Street, Bobtown BC, B2B4B6 Dear Robert Boberson I am in receipt of your letter of June 10, 1998. Although I am honoured by the privilege, I respectfully request that I be excused from jury duty. I … Continue reading →

Yo Geoff AKA 27045058 WELL DONE MOTHAFUCKA!  You got in! But only if you pass that one course your dumbass forgot to take. Your so close to being chosen to pay us a lot of money to get a piece … Continue reading →