Heyo Nico!
W00t w00t! Supah stoked 4 u! A huge StARs HoLLa! ur in! UBC 4 life? #realdeal #thunderbirdlife. Ur in for more books and books and books, cause ur gonna be an English teacher!
Ur new name is a number, that number is 3827194817329, don’t forget, u’ll be screwed, u need it. Don’t wait, cause there’s a buncha people who’s money we want coming up real close behind u. If u wait 2 long u’ll have to give us even MORE sweet delicious money.
In case u forgot, here’s ur name.
Dat number again: 21347892387507
When? Friggen now
Stuff ur doing: book-learning for big kids
Ur special @: BOOKS
Ya or nah?
Get back to us asap or we’ll forget you exist and then, you guessed it, more delicious honey sweet money for us.
Registration: blah blah blah figure it out. By May at the latest k?
Crimcheck? Gotta make sure ur not a weirdo. I mean we’re checking anyway, but like don’t be a douche. Look both ways before you cross the street and all that.
Good luck and thanks for all the moneys!
Chiggity-check ya later!
Fancy smart people,
Fancy smart learning place