JAZZY FIZZLE,
GRATZ BRO bout time u made it to the UBC BEd par-tay busssssssss so you better not fuck this up. Time to leave those UVic scumbags behind AMIRITELADIES!?
BUT we won’t let you on the bus just yet. B4 you show up you best be passin’ ENGL 432A cuz we don’t want u witout it.
If u ain’t no HOOLIGAN let the PO-LICE tell us by fillin out dis form then PAY UP 5-HUNDY BIG ONES so we don’t let someone else take ur spot on the party bus.
While ur at it fill out this survey to win some CA$H MONEY (u not gon win, but do it anyways).
Stay lit,
TEO