Congrats on getting in Chica! Hope you know it will be a very pricey year, where you’ll be dishing out some big smackaroons. Hope your psyched to teach some bratty teenagers in what we at the TEO like to call Hormonal jungle. You do have a student code (xxxxxx), use it or you’ll be pretty lost. Don’t forget to say yes to our money grabbing program. See ya on campus this September.
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