Girl ya comin to da club?

*my primary email used to be my work email which is where my acceptance letter went. I don’t have access to it anymore. I switched everything over to my personal mail which is where I later communicated with Claudia Buffone as there was a name change issue and she couldn’t find some of the documents I sent in. My student number was under my maiden name but application was under married name – despite the fact that I tried to change this through Brock Hall SEVERAL times!

Claudia: Hey babe! Ya coming to da club or what? Girl, stop being such a bitch and return my texts already. Me and the other girls got mad squad goals tonight. We all lookin on fleek and you gotta ride with us! I gotta sweet ride here and I gotta notha bestie wantin to chill if i got room.

Claudia: Homegirl, ya in jail or somethin? Doll, use yo phone call and gimme a holla. I ain’t send you the VIP flyer fer nothin.

Robin: Yo girl! I totes not been able to find ma phone. I’m so basic. Respeck to yo otha bestie but I totes don’t get her aesthetic ya know?

Claudia: It ain’t no thing. Give me yer addy. Don worry bout ma otha girl. She’s totes shipping hard right now. She be good.

Claudia: Rollin through yer hood. I totes google mapped ya.

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