Robert Boberson
808 Bobber Street,
Bobtown BC,
B2B4B6
Dear Robert Boberson
I am in receipt of your letter of June 10, 1998. Although I am honoured by the privilege, I respectfully request that I be excused from jury duty.
I am currently employed by BBB International Incorporated of Bobtown. As a small firm, my employer will be unable to pay me during my absence for jury duty. Simply stated, my financial position will be severely affected as a result. I will be able to forward a statement from my employer if you so require.
I trust that you understand my position and excuse me, thus, from jury duty. You may contact me at 888-8888 if there are any concerns.
Sincerely,
Belinda Bloom
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Wassup Bobby?
Got ur message. Nice of u to think of me but I can’t come bro. Sadface. :(:(:(
Work doesn’t pay me shit to go take down some asshole in court. (Srsly. I’m broke as shit right now, u feel me?)
U got my deets if u need to call.
Brunch soon?
Ciao,
Bel