Monthly Archives: September 2016

Thursday,  Thirty-Two Minutes Past 12 O’Clock, Post Meridiem Mother, I am not capable of engaging in this activity.  The infantile Canine Lupus Familiaris, who is identified as Oscar, is in the process of consuming and annihilating all that surrounds this domain.  … Continue reading →

O God! My dearest Rebecca, Gaze upon her posterior It would appear she is intimate with one of those hoodlum poets The behemothic proportions of it! but, alas, who could hope to understand such a mind as a poets? Would … Continue reading →

OH SNAP! Throw them doves in the air PD because we got chu! First things first, are you in or out playa? Second, is there heat that we should know about? Third, holler back about our survey. Finally, scream our … Continue reading →

UBC Media Release: Dr. Santa Ono to become UBC President and Vice Chancellor. Original text: http://news.ubc.ca/2016/06/13/ubcs-15th-president/ VAN-CITY – Dude is really good at medicine and school and now UBC is saying he’s gonna be the new boss! He’s been the … Continue reading →

AND  (BUT ONLY IF U GRADUATE LOLS) SO PICK YA CLASSES HAND OVER DAT MULA GET YO CRIMINAL RECORD CHECK  DO UR PRACTICUM SHIT  DO OUR SURVEY  AND WELCOME TO #UBCBEd2017  

*my primary email used to be my work email which is where my acceptance letter went. I don’t have access to it anymore. I switched everything over to my personal mail which is where I later communicated with Claudia Buffone … Continue reading →

Hai gurl HAAAAI! YAHOO! Looks like you’re coming to hang out with us, but only if you get some of your shit together. You’ll be chillin with some wicked peeps. But wait, you gotta do a few things to be … Continue reading →

Congrats on getting in Chica! Hope you know it will be a very pricey year, where you’ll be dishing out some big smackaroons. Hope your psyched to teach some bratty teenagers in what we at the TEO like to call … Continue reading →

suh Rusko, CONGRATS GURL! you totally got into ubc, FR.  #yeet #lit #PMHT.  this u r going 2 learn how 2 teacher at ubc’s high school teacher school in vancity. here’s ur student#.  u need it 2 sign up 4 courses.  if u need … Continue reading →

Yoooo Singh! Hey heyy heyyy! Congratz gurl!  Ya ain’t gonna believe this eh but hey, the UBC squad put ya in our system dude! Memba when ya applied to the education or sum sorta cohort or whatever??? … Continue reading →