Monthly Archives: September 2016

A degree from UBC

Posted on September 25, 2016 by christabel shaler

The head honcho of UBC with a green light from the grand poobah got word from the arts posse and kicked down major props and a legit B.A. for C-beezy Our word is bond yo Original text…. The Chancellor of … Continue reading →

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check thine email, find thineself worthy, feel glorious. Money now?

Posted on September 25, 2016 by nick

Heyo Nico! W00t w00t! Supah stoked 4 u! A huge StARs HoLLa! ur in! UBC 4 life? #realdeal #thunderbirdlife. Ur in for more books and books and books, cause ur gonna be an English teacher! Ur new name is a … Continue reading →

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Hope ur ready

Posted on September 25, 2016 by jasmine neville

JAZZY FIZZLE, GRATZ BRO bout time u made it to the UBC BEd par-tay busssssssss so you better not fuck this up. Time to leave those UVic scumbags behind AMIRITELADIES!? BUT we won’t let you on the bus just yet. … Continue reading →

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Subject: Welcome to BIGGGG BROTHERR!!!

Posted on September 24, 2016 by jho

J.HO, Wtf, you’re coming back for a sixth straight year HAHAHA. Don’t you have a life??? But I think you like me. Looks like you might be coming back for a BEd (not bed– joke’s on you lol). From the … Continue reading →

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U IN!!!!

Posted on September 23, 2016 by amanda luu

YOOOOOO IT’Z LIT!!!!!!!! GUESS THE FUCK WAT!!! UOENO DOE. Y’ALL JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO ‘U’ TO THE ‘B’ TO THE ‘C’, FAM TFFF. MAN, THAS UP THERE THO, U FINNA MAKE US PROUD RITE?! Tenderrrr U GON’ HAVE A BLAST THO!!! … Continue reading →

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My Request

Posted on September 22, 2016 by nicola racanelli

Yo Racanelli, Congrats! I’m stoked to tell you that your request to get into UBC has been sort-of accepted. You’ve been kind of accepted to the BEd program for high school (in Vancity for a 12 month program) for 2016-2017, … Continue reading →

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Down to Power

Posted on September 22, 2016 by jasmine neville

From down to the tired occasion of power. One beg of the most fortunate, prickly classes will exercise influence to its own existence. Mine led a government which is inclined to believe that a monarch will always be able to … Continue reading →

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Spam rhyme

Posted on September 21, 2016 by nina sara kaufmann

He was all day tired So he got fired

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Spam :-)

Posted on September 21, 2016 by Meagan

4 more save information of the Federalist. In my opinion, the most fortunate incidents. It is evident that it’s own propensities limit a nation. A government should not have open war. Uneven monarch. Breed intrigues. The meanness of the habitual … Continue reading →

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Prosperity of Hate

Posted on September 21, 2016 by sarco

Tied tightly, Face-first in each of these prickly buckets, In which average means obedient (near kneeling) as one to a monarch or religion. She’s less powerful. Gold star. Despite considerable pleasure, a great need remains; Unripe, Bent. In darkness, any bitter … Continue reading →

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