Monthly Archives: September 2016
A degree from UBC
The head honcho of UBC with a green light from the grand poobah got word from the arts posse and kicked down major props and a legit B.A. for C-beezy Our word is bond yo Original text…. The Chancellor of … Continue reading
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check thine email, find thineself worthy, feel glorious. Money now?
Heyo Nico! W00t w00t! Supah stoked 4 u! A huge StARs HoLLa! ur in! UBC 4 life? #realdeal #thunderbirdlife. Ur in for more books and books and books, cause ur gonna be an English teacher! Ur new name is a … Continue reading
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Hope ur ready
JAZZY FIZZLE, GRATZ BRO bout time u made it to the UBC BEd par-tay busssssssss so you better not fuck this up. Time to leave those UVic scumbags behind AMIRITELADIES!? BUT we won’t let you on the bus just yet. … Continue reading
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Subject: Welcome to BIGGGG BROTHERR!!!
J.HO, Wtf, you’re coming back for a sixth straight year HAHAHA. Don’t you have a life??? But I think you like me. Looks like you might be coming back for a BEd (not bed– joke’s on you lol). From the … Continue reading
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U IN!!!!
YOOOOOO IT’Z LIT!!!!!!!! GUESS THE FUCK WAT!!! UOENO DOE. Y’ALL JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO ‘U’ TO THE ‘B’ TO THE ‘C’, FAM TFFF. MAN, THAS UP THERE THO, U FINNA MAKE US PROUD RITE?! Tenderrrr U GON’ HAVE A BLAST THO!!! … Continue reading
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My Request
Yo Racanelli, Congrats! I’m stoked to tell you that your request to get into UBC has been sort-of accepted. You’ve been kind of accepted to the BEd program for high school (in Vancity for a 12 month program) for 2016-2017, … Continue reading
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Down to Power
From down to the tired occasion of power. One beg of the most fortunate, prickly classes will exercise influence to its own existence. Mine led a government which is inclined to believe that a monarch will always be able to … Continue reading
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Spam :-)
4 more save information of the Federalist. In my opinion, the most fortunate incidents. It is evident that it’s own propensities limit a nation. A government should not have open war. Uneven monarch. Breed intrigues. The meanness of the habitual … Continue reading
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Prosperity of Hate
Tied tightly, Face-first in each of these prickly buckets, In which average means obedient (near kneeling) as one to a monarch or religion. She’s less powerful. Gold star. Despite considerable pleasure, a great need remains; Unripe, Bent. In darkness, any bitter … Continue reading
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