“Shanghai, Hong Kong, egg foo young / Fortune cookie always wrong.”
Slinky Lissome S-s-s-sinous Asian felines, You’re up to no good, Aren’t you?
Sick, slant-eyed opportunists, You can’t be trusted. Clearly.
What doe-eyed Cocker Spaniel ingenue could hope to prevail Against the merged malevolence of your magnificent tails?
I love this!