Tomorrow night is Christmas
Yule tides, mirth and all that crap
A fat man, yelling “ho ho ho” will show,
With materialism in his sack.
I find it fucking hilarious
That the symbol of love and giving
Is an overweight, slave driving white dude
Who delivers Gameboys with ribbon.
Next Christmas, if I get the balls
While waiting o’er by the hearth
I’ll light a fire (if strata allows)
And set ablaze to his girth.