Monthly Archives: October 2016

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You think your Mr. Smarty Pants You bring up silly examples to prove a point Everyone still loves you You goofy old man

I groan in pain, leaning into my seatbelt as the car jerks to a stop. “We’re here! Get up!” my sister snaps, slapping my shoulder before hurriedly rushing out of the car and out my arm’s reach. Shoulder throbbing and … Continue reading →

Below is a racist letter written to the editor of a BC newspaper. Because of public complaints, the letter was removed from the newspaper’s website. It was only 12,000 years ago, or less and this would be considered; in all … Continue reading →

“Shanghai, Hong Kong, egg foo young / Fortune cookie always wrong.” Slinky                                                                                                                                                    Lissome                                                                                                                                                   S-s-s-sinous Asian felines,                                                                                                                                                       You’re up to no good,                                                                                                                     Aren’t you? Sick, slant-eyed opportunists,                                                                                                                You can’t be trusted.                                                                                                                             Clearly. What doe-eyed  Cocker Spaniel ingenue could hope to prevail                                  … Continue reading →

The following example is for a lesson in dialogue. “Little Pig, I know you’re in there!” shouted Mr. Wolf. “No I’m not,” replied Little Pig rather sarcastically. Mr. Wolf was not having it. “Hey Pig, I need some advice,” he … Continue reading →

I stumbled into the kitchen, yawning and still rubbing my eyes. Opening the refrigerator, I squinted my eyes at the sudden light and peered in. What I saw confused my still sleepy brain. Stacks and stacks of aluminum foil pans. Nothing else. … Continue reading →