Bawdy Guards

Shooting at homeland security seemed like a good idea

“Wa-wa wee wa!  Get out of here Turkey”

“Body scanner!” he shrieked,

“Hop on my joystick of life”

Blow up the hard drive

“You were great,” she said dryly.

She was the queen of the veiled insult.

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